Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
emmiep1011 7
You got the day off. Don't be mad.
mk58 31
That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.
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Comments (191)
itsallgoodintheh 0
wow you must be really ugly
volley4eva1698 0
embrace your natural beauty girrrll
TheDrifter 24
Or he just needed an excuse to send her away before he laughed in her face over the tan line on her neck where her makeup usually ended.
whiskuit 0
"LOL"? :D
BossDavyy 0
At least she doesn't have to work
fthislyfe 22
Well, one time I had an exam and I hadn't studied enough, so I didn't wear make up in order to pretend I'm sick. When my prof saw me he was really shocked and he said it was ok if I didn't do well on the exam...look at the bright side
YacL 15
I still don't really get makeup. I understand that it's suppose to make you look prettier, but what I don't understand is why girls cake that shit on their face. So I guess you could say I don't understand why girls would make it look like their face got banged by Crayola.
iRiS890 5
I prefer Roseart, thank you very much.
YacL 15
Whatever floats your boat.
MyCleverName 2
I agree with 40, use that whenever you don't want to work!
Uscdrew1 7
That reminds me of that one Twilight Zone episode where there's all the ugly people that are normal and the one girl who looks normal but is deemed ugly. Watched that one today, ironically enough.
jone715 0
it enhances ur features if u use the right amount
sydney_herbach 3
it's actually not the amount it's how you apply it. my gf is a professional make up artist,you could have natural looking makeup but still be wearing a shit ton of it...
BigHoshJosh 0
you must be a tool
Randuhh_17 4
no, she can be really beautiful! but if you wear too much, and cape it on every day, it can discolor you... have you seen Kim kardashian with no make up! she's pretty, but around her eyes and stuff she looks sickly.
Badshah29 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI 4 being a fake
sandi315 0
and what about you steroid junkie?
Lolpizza_fml 0
it takes one to know one
Truth_Nazi 0
I do love that people assume every person that has muscles is using steroids. For anyone who doesn't recognize it, I'm being sarcastic.
Badshah29 6
63 agreed. And yah, i dont do steroids either. Hell, i havent ever had any supplements or special diets either, so back off shitheads
randiZ25 0
sadly I have to agree with ^^^ if he were on steroids he would be a lot more muscular...
NayNay14 0
Lier
shootintacos 0
fail. your other arm is not all buff. fake.
shortstuffs23 7
She's not neccesarily a fake, some people use makeup because they're insecure...
BigHoshJosh 0
tool
volley4eva1698 0
78 you are wrong. I do not want you
lakeybalboa 0
everyone is just jealous of 2
meggieh815 0
115, every time I see one of your comments, I'm giving it a thumbs up purely because of your profile picture. :) hahaa
a_nutritionist 10
65 people cant identify natural muscle from steroids. how sad.
baenak1992 2
that doesn't make it any better.
Badshah29 6
104 wow ur so awesome u managed to c da part of my arm hidden behind my back!
carmieloulou 0
your so inteligent shut the f*ck up mann
Badshah29 6
lol if ur comment makes sense 2 u, u must b some sort of einstien :D Just go put a stick up ur ass u horny bitch
BigHoshJosh 0
I love you
leadrunner751 3
haha you look like a queerboy
Bekeliyr 10
o god. ironically I thought the pic was fake when he posted about the OP being fake. but it makes sense to me now. After reading some of the comments the pic might be real since he's a total douche.
juicypu55y 0
Love how hard u gotta squeeze those to make it look like you got muscles. Don't fart there
mackischillin 5
You're a douchbag **** you
Littlelizard2810 6
that's gotta suck. hard.
Blackmail111 9
WHY?!?! This isn't even an FML she didn't have to go to work she can use this now and get sent home
btnhdude 0
that's what she said.
DeLpHe3zY 7
Rofl! :p thats funny
meggieh815 0
Uhm, hi. Grow up.
teotsi 28
There's a button for that.
emmiep1011 7
You got the day off. Don't be mad.
iluvhobos 5
Yay Asking Alexandria 23 (:
iluvhobos 5
Welcomes (:
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
omg kickass do u have to correct everybody's statements?!
emmiep1011 7
yes. only because he's kickass.
emmiep1011 7
we know. don't worry.
KaanTech 0
agreed this is not a fml
alipod 11
new trick for shopping early
imbordsoimhere 0
exactly
goodluckcharm 0
that sucks OP. i don't normally wear make up but every one tells me i look better without it. it could go either way: with/with out make up for me. i know what u mean tho, people thought i was crying and sick at work but it was really allergies.
slkdw 1
I'm sure that makes OP feel a lot better. you pointing out the fact that you look better without make-up and her boss sent her home because he thought she looked sick. way to FAIL!
goodluckcharm 0
so u must be the idiot that thumbed down my comment. no, i'm just telling her that i know what she means but that people shouldn't be wearing make up all the time and be their natural selves. oh, and i'll be thumbing down your dumb comment as well. :)
eponina 0
take her comment, x, and plug it into the function f(x)= -x.....that is your thumbs up (or I suppose down)
effedml 5
Are you seriously tracking your "thumbs down"? I've read the comments from the bottom up & you have several posts complaining about thumbs down! lol...i wish i could thumb you down from my phone. you need to relax. & learn how to reply to comments instead of starting a new post.
a_nutritionist 10
wow, really? ...really? "omg heres like a story about me that is nothing like your story i just wanna tell people im like totally good looking unlike you cos youre like so like ugly omg" thats pretty much what i just read.
xoxotayy58 0
your retarded.
crazycat123 0
YOUR PICTURE IS YOU WEARING MAKEUP.
mk58 31
That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.
SmallTownCutie 0
It obviously wasn't a mask if he recognized her. Honestly, she probably just looked a lot more pale than normal, and had dark circles. I also sometimes think my eyes look tired no matter how much sleep I get unless I'm wearing at least a bit of mascara. No big deal OP :)
grafixxx687 0
same here lol
jerilyn333a 0
I'm pretty sure she doesn't wear that much if he recognized her. usually I don't recognize people if they put a fake mask on. I put a lot of products on but it doesn't make me have a mask. and I don't because my mom is a professional make up artist and I know a lot of tips. people say I look more tired or stressed but I'm not.
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Seems like someone looks like A Zombie Here
ShelbyyCakess 0
at least you got the day off.
swittig 0
Way to repost a previous comment. Atta girl
ironyisforlosers 0
You mean people can't have similar thoughts? My life has been a huge lie!
NayNay14 0
truee
BDTM 0
lol'ed at #29
panda2love3 5
maybe try wearing less makeup all the time so when you don't it's not an extreme difference
ant1078 7
I guess its only some women that look better without makeup on then
goodluckcharm 0
i don't really wear make up to work in the first place. maybe once in a while. i've never been told i look tired and sick without make up.
Moota 9
pfffff no one cares if you look good without makeup. we are discussing OP right now.
ant1078 7
unless that is OP O_O