“Today, I woke up with a stranger in my bed. Then I realized it was just the first time I’ve seen my gf without makeup. I can’t believe she’s going to work like this. FML”

Why would having no makeup on make you act like you were high?

Apparently beauty is on the outside.

People are generally very pale without their make-up. Should have been honest and fought for your case. If your boss is that worried, they should consent to a drug test.

Depends on where they are in the US, most states are right to work. Outside of the US depends, but most jobs will send you home if they suspect if you are under the influence not all will drug test and some will fire you outright.

You were under the influence ... of dummies who say you look just as good without makeup.

If your boss has only seen you with makeup, you probably look pretty scary without it. Why would women spend so much time, effort and money on the stuff if it didn’t make a difference?

How much do you normally wear to make him think that when you do not have any on?

THIS is sexism

Except it's not. It may be extreme, I could see being sent home cause she seemed sick, not necessarily under the influence.

But makeup isn't solely a womans thing, and daily grooming habits aren't solely for women either.