FML : Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went...

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By Snowtoe - / Saturday 14 January 2017 14:00 /

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By SlugsOnDrugs | 13

#7388355 - Saturday 14 January 2017 14:46

Alas, you've made a mistake.

By chirstinap325 | 21

#7388360 - Saturday 14 January 2017 14:51

I would have personally used the shovel to hit it over

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By SlugsOnDrugs | 13

#7388355 - Saturday 14 January 2017 14:46

Alas, you've made a mistake.

By chirstinap325 | 21

#7388360 - Saturday 14 January 2017 14:51

I would have personally used the shovel to hit it over

By species4872 | 19

#7388591 - Saturday 14 January 2017 20:35

You stepped into that one.

By Tarlachia | 33

#7388603 - Saturday 14 January 2017 20:50

Movable foot, meet immovable object.

By Steve115s | 7

#7389333 - Sunday 15 January 2017 19:31

Ouch dude

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