Uscdrew1

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

55%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

15%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

23%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

26%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

98%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

18%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

11%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%

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Uscdrew1's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 October 2010 07:00 / United States

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonynommer - / Friday 13 September 2013 23:13 / United States - Holyoke

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 2 April 2013 10:30 / United States - Beaumont

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chickenmcnuggetgirl - / Monday 18 March 2013 18:10 / Ireland - Enfield

Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Neversleepingthereagain - / Thursday 28 February 2013 19:00 / United States - Manchester

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It's in the can!

This isn't what should be happening

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Consolation prize

Judgmental

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

A new thumb

50 quality comments

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

One more and it's business time