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By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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By Lexxiluvstwat - 15/05/2018 20:30

Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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You deserved it 6 769

By definitelynotugly - 02/12/2018 12:00

Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML

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By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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By vaylosa - 22/02/2015 20:36

Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By sarahc_c - 08/12/2014 09:17

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

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You deserved it 3 468

By Cassidy Bowen - 16/06/2012 05:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

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By princess_stabitty - 01/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML

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You deserved it 178

By Drunk - 13/09/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You got the day off. Don't be mad.

mk58 31

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:06

That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.

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Dark_Angel003 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:39

a bit of eyeliner couldn't hurt..

ShokuMasterLord 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:46

At least you got the day off.

Fortitudine 3

Monday 13 June 2011 9:22

Wow, you must be one of those girls that piles it on o.O

wishingstars 3

Monday 13 June 2011 9:35

yea free day off no need to lie or figure out excusea

writergirl23 19

Monday 13 June 2011 10:20

yay free afternoon!! :D No wait ... how is this fml

xoxotayy58 0

Monday 13 June 2011 11:32

been there, done that. not for 5 minutes though. lol

Tess_fml 7

Monday 13 June 2011 11:49

SWEET! Day off :D

Jasonf6 0

Monday 13 June 2011 12:58

Wow! Just how much make-up do you normally wear?

8bitjerrio 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:47

and why is this a bad thing?

kittykaitie 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:47

maybe u should wear a little less makeup then sweety

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