Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
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Top comments
emmiep1011 7
You got the day off. Don't be mad.
mk58 31
That must mean you usually put a lot of makeup on. Makeup is meant to only enhance your beauty, not create a totally fake beautiful mask.
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Comments (191)
Dark_Angel003 0
a bit of eyeliner couldn't hurt..
ShokuMasterLord 0
At least you got the day off.
Fortitudine 3
Wow, you must be one of those girls that piles it on o.O
wishingstars 3
yea free day off no need to lie or figure out excusea
writergirl23 19
yay free afternoon!! :D No wait ... how is this fml
xoxotayy58 0
been there, done that. not for 5 minutes though. lol
Tess_fml 7
SWEET! Day off :D
Jasonf6 0
Wow! Just how much make-up do you normally wear?
8bitjerrio 0
and why is this a bad thing?
kittykaitie 0
maybe u should wear a little less makeup then sweety