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Your normal drunken self?
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.15 blood alcohol is yourself?
If you pretend to be someone you are not then YOU DESERVE IT!!!!
haha! Love it!
That just means that you have a personality of a drunk person. I wonder what you're like when you are drunk.
He normally works drunk.
dude really please put some clothes on I just had breakfast and I don't wanna lose it change this pic man
Hey #4 you stole that picture off my best friend that used to post on this site. His name started with C I forgot. It's on the tip of my tongue.
he stole it from google
do u listen to da red hot chili peppers? ur name is a lyric in one of there songs
#9 My boss actually gave me advice like that today.
#11 I know she was being sarcastic. Sadly, I wasn't...
I do hope that while you're over there shaking your head at society, you're referring to my boss's suggestion rather than referring to me. :/
yep girls, take a glance at society, and you will see slutty clothes and auto tune is taking over. (-.-) and fakes, but more impotantly auto tune :|
It's kind of disheartening that we sometimes have to be something were not in this world. After awhile you forget yourself and can't get it back having to stay in this warped reality that you have created. I dunno, just my thoughts on the world atm.
oh wow are you guys serious I be myself everyday and I am just cool like that, be yourself everyone else is taken, ever heard of that?
untrue
#5. When is it not a good time to be yourself? That's ridiculous.
Let's say you wanted to kill someone and you're an extremely nonviolent baker. That would not be a good time to be yourself ;)
so if you act like an idiot they think you're sober? Something is wrong.
Be professional at work--it's what you get paid for. Be yourself around friends.
i really don't see the fml in this. so he thinks you're drunk, big deal. these fml's are getting worse and worse..
It's his/her boss, so it is a big deal.
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That just means that you have a personality of a drunk person. I wonder what you're like when you are drunk.
Your normal drunken self?