Tour van aroma
By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 04:17 - United States - Richardson
By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 04:17 - United States - Richardson
By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei
By Anonymous - 22/12/2014 16:27 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Stupid - 22/12/2014 07:45 - Australia - Bellerive
By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn
By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette
By jesspacheco27 - 12/12/2014 05:52 - United States - San Francisco
Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.
By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia
By stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz
By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly
By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco
By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19
By pickuptruckblues - 17/11/2014 04:17 - Canada - Mississauga
By Quackadoodledoo - 16/11/2014 23:25 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
I was watching a tv series on my tablet...after one episode (45 minutes) I looked on Google maps to see how far I had got and that's when I realised! It was a cross country train and the next station was 60 miles from where I got on the train. A place called Darlington. If I had stayed on the train all the way I would have ended up on Edinburgh!
By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia
By Loverscry - 05/11/2014 22:02 - United States - Minneapolis
By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France
By TinyBouvier - 27/10/2014 08:04 - Belgium - Gent
My friend parked between two other cars and as I was about to get out of the car, he said, "hold on, I'm gonna move to that spot", since he noticed the parking spot in front of him had more room. So he slowly drove forward for a few meters and then we were parked again. It was such a small distance and at such low speed that I didn't bother to buckle up again. Unfortunately for me, the police officer who saw me in those five seconds where I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, didn't believe me when I tried to explain that I had just unbuckled my seatbelt moments before we moved to that parking spot. He was firmly convinced that I wasn't wearing my seatbelt the whole time and gave me a fine of 110€... That's roughly 139$. I fear I won't be able to fight this ticket. After a quick search on Google, I found out that in Belgium the parking lot of a store is also considered a "public road". Ridiculous.
By anonymous - 24/10/2014 13:47 - Austria - Vienna
By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle
By problems - 19/10/2014 03:03 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Queensland - 18/10/2014 07:20 - Australia
By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley
By epiclollipop - 12/10/2014 12:52 - United States - Charlotte
Just an extra bit of info: I was with my parents at the airport, so I did make it back... after 45 minutes of going through security and announcing that I was an idiot on the intercom so my dad could save me.
By gonesofast - 09/10/2014 17:53 - United States - Quincy
By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus
By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad
By Katthebamf - 28/09/2014 14:25 - United Kingdom - Cannock
I'm fine we were going around 25mph down a quiet road. I always wear my protective gear so no scrapes just a sore back. Yeah he did forget as I'm quite agile and move well with the bike. When he noticed he stopped and helped me back onto the back to get me home. He's been very apologetic ever since but I take it in good jest as we have a really good relationship. :) thank you for your concern though
By willconqueror1 - 22/09/2014 14:25 - United States
By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton
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Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML