By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei
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Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML
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Actually it was about horses on boats. Yeah!!! Yeah!?! Okay??? Maybe??......No? I'll go back to my pokeball now. Sorry you had to endure that.
28, you get an A for effort.
Waking up from a nightmare just to experience a real one. FYL
You must have given the poor lady a heart attack
Right. She died, then came back to life and started screaming. Poor lady, indeed.
When someone has a Heart attack they don't automatically die. You could die from a heart attack, but it's not a given. Plus #3 was probably just speaking metaphorically.
In case you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic. I know you don't *have* to die when having a heart attack. My grandpa had several before he actually died, so..
Sarcasm is hard to decipher when it isn't spoken, but there is no need to be snarky about it. I suggest you avoid sarcasm, especially on FML.
Look on the brightside it wasn't anything too serious. (:
Better than a wet dream?
If it was he'd be screaming for another reason ;)
Actually wet dream would of been better lol.
At least you made everyone laugh instead of inducing mass hysteria!
You should of just started to head bang pretending that you were on a rock band and played it off.
A rock band with an old lady in it? Now that is totally a band I would like to see.
Nice profile pic, I didn't know Acacia Brinley was 16 and lives in Wisconsin. Oh wait, that's because she isn't and doesn't.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Death Metal".
Yeah, it's a new genre. It's called near death metal.
Dammit man, I was just waiting for the opportunity to use that. ;~;
Just wait until an FML that involves someone being scared by someone dressed up as a zombie or something and you could make a joke about after death metal.
heyheyhey, op could've played it cool by pretending they were in screamo band together
**should have
Haha, i wanted to keep pretending to sleep and scream in minute intervals! Would've kept the comedy going lol.. Old lady was staring at me like i was possessed so funny.
Hey OP, not to traumatize you or anything, but what was your dream about?
Cant remember, think i was being attacked by monkeys lol.
That poor lady also I feel bad for the passenger you scared.
The old lady IS the passenger that he scared!
Derp moment
I was calling him a girl...
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Still better than being stuck on a flight with a crying baby.
You should of just started to head bang pretending that you were on a rock band and played it off.