Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
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Top comments
xluciferx666 21
Looks like it's time to nope out of that place
twistedtwincity 17
That's almost as nerve racking as hearing the sound of children laughing when you live alone.
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Comments (167)
xluciferx666 21
Looks like it's time to nope out of that place
Stazza11 27
I agree, ghost children mean shit is about to go down. GTF out of there
TheMalygos 21
I'll see you guys in fuckthatshitville
Sunflower1919 19
This is one of those scenarios where you leave and never, ever return.
santosb1 11
What if it was OP who was haunted....then no matter what it'll follow suit D:
Katier318 14
That should be rule #1 when it comes to horror movies... Time to GTFO
HarshD9619 34
All onboard the train to Nopesville
Sonii008 19
Said Lucifer himself... :P
granCanyon 12
It's called pareidolia. She was working late so she was probably pretty tired. Fatigue+pareidolia+too much horror movies=ghost faces. Our brains are weird little things :)
TheMalygos 21
Oh, so that's what happened last night
razoray9 22
Run. Just run. Don't look back.
acke01 14
That is scary af
Misswildsides 22
Time to call ghost busters
twistedgrifter 8
"Who you gonna call?"
keiNan_fml 35
Sam and Dean
Amama_fml 30
#49 I would just call Dean.
twistedtwincity 17
That's almost as nerve racking as hearing the sound of children laughing when you live alone.
erenjaeger 16
Or a child crying.
tukies 28
Yup. I once heard a little kid crying for their mommy. I ran upstairs to find no one there. I never thought I could run so quick to get out of a house before.
brenton490 19
Ouji board at night on Halloween. Did it once...once...
ricardof 19
liked the name ☺
ElricMustang 23
Notice there's no return statement, since that's what OP definitely shouldn't consider
sandormatyi 25
you do not need a return statement in a void function
aliciavanham 13
You have to stop watching scary movies alone....
WhatsUpJJ 9
Isn't that the best time?
lifa 16
No. The best time is cuddled up next to your loved one so when you get scared you can jump into each other's arms and "comfort" one another
DippinGrizzly907 27
Hehe, "comfort"... giggity
seemo82 19
in that case .. horror movies should be categorized under ****... hehe..giggity
afallingstar 22
ghost?
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Of course not! Just a living, breathing child who invited himself into OP's home, only to ******* disappear into thin air later on. Definitely not a ghost.
Levvy 22
Ever hear the phrase "false dichotomy"?
ohSNAPyall 27
G-g-g-g-ghost!
Rababco 29
Maybe it's the Empty Child is it wearing a gas mask and asking for his Mummy? You should go check it out Doctor.
lilmeeha 9
Time to move
JMichael 26
Time to hire yourself an exorcist
devildog562 33
Nope l, leave go get a priest come back with some holy water and crucifixes, or you think logically of how this could happen.
ohSNAPyall 27
Bring an old priest and a young priest.
Earths_Venus 25
The power of Christ compels you! Feeling sick as a dog now...
_Patrick____Star 8
Who ya gonna call?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Your insurance company?
expertsmilee 26
Pinhead
Pauline96_fml 20
Ghostbusters!
jsrf 8
Mama to being me back home
CatchMe25 16
Jake from StateFarm
Alwaysalone19 21
if I could up vote that last one twice I would that was funny there.
shanebob 15
The Warrens
15Erik 21
The Nopebusters!