By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 656
You deserved it 30 953

Same thing different taste

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FYLDeep 25

On the plus side if you're going to fail your driving test you might as well get it done early. Now you can get the **** out of the DMV a little quicker than usual... unless of course you're stuck waiting for someone to pick you up 'cause you can't drive.

FYLDeep 25

I don't ******* know. Ask someone else.


FYLDeep 25

On the plus side if you're going to fail your driving test you might as well get it done early. Now you can get the **** out of the DMV a little quicker than usual... unless of course you're stuck waiting for someone to pick you up 'cause you can't drive.

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FYLDeep 25

I don't ******* know. Ask someone else.

17 - why you being mean? No point in that..

kimmiekimmiekong 0

lol this is so true, the first time I took my test I passed the driving part but completely failed maneuverability.. would of been nice to just get it out of way but hey I did perfect second time lol!!

alexnumber14 2

When I took mine and she said speed up and hit the breaks I ripped the E-brake up and took her ass drifting. I failed :(

I'm sorry Mrs. Longassname and Pauly D, but no one gives a flying pear about how you two fail.

YDI. Can't deal? Take public transportation!

Way to fail... I don't think I want u driving D: But lol.... Ooooh how I hate purgatory... I mean the DMV

xoconnie 8

oh please, at least u didnt fail two times like i did last month... lmao. trust me when i say, it could have been alot worse my friend. it'll work out in the end!

atleast they didnt fail you 4 times with the reason of "i wish i wish i wish i wish i can let u pass but...i cnt v.v" wen u made no mistakes wat so ever -.- :/ lol

Nolnah 14

Driving isn't all that great anyways. you'll get it next time. :)

No... Driving sucks. It's being able to get places that's good.

The DRIVING in itself is pretty darn great. It's an ******. On the freeway, now that's like anal stimulation. Not that I know what that feels like...

Haha alright...ima have to disagree with you cause even tho I got my license like 3 days I love driving everywhere...especially at night on the highway ORGASMIC

ikickgingers 15

Until everybody asks for rides...

drawmesunshine 17

In college, I worked 2-7am. The 20 minute drive to work each morning was DEFINITELY orgasmic. Being the only car within sight, going as fast as I damn well pleased, the illusion of complete solitude in such a big city. I loved it.

Agreed, I drive 30,000 miles a year, and love every minute in my car. Going to work or to Arby's, it's all fun.

ohsheet 8

driving IS can go where ever you want, when ever you want...

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Driving is great, but definitely overrated in America. Once most people acquire a car and driver's license, they take it as an excuse to refuse walking anywhere, because it's just easier to drive there. Of course, with the distances in the suburbs for example, it's a necessity. You can't go almost anywhere without a car. I love driving, but I still think a lot of people need to get up off their lazy asses and walk more.

stacianichole 2

Ok, driving is great and everything, but orgasmic? Commute anywhere longterm, an hour there and back every day for instance, and you'll rethink this 'orgasmic' thing.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

I completely understand that 96. I used to live in the suburbs *shudder*. But once people get used to driving everywhere, oftentimes when they're in a situation where walking is a viable option, they choose to drive instead, thus missing the opportunity to get some fresh air and exercise. Also, it depends on what you call far away. To me, a far walk would be around an hour to. I would still walk the distance, but it's the point at which I'm more likely to choose driving.

mason_sweat 0

I'm 17 and having a car is absolutely amazing. I have a BMW 535i twin turbo (2007) and before you call me a douche or some rich kid it's because I've been working since I was 13 and that's my dream car. Every second in it is amazing and getting to go to the BMW test track in Spartanburg NC (about an hour from me) is the coolest thing in the freaking world.

cj7geojeep 0

144 I don't give a ****. Thanks

Ur just ******* jealous he's 17 and has a Beamer

Ya.. Better to fail the test than to kill someone and fail in life...

razzberry 9

My first thoughts exactly. There are already way too many people that can't drive with a license, let's not add one more to the roads.

shyeahh_fml 19

The only way to fail before leaving the DMV is not stopping at the stop sign before turning out into the road. If you can't stop at a stop sign, especially while taking the test, you deserve a lot more than simply failing.

You're probably better than that girl who crashed into the DMV window a few weeks ago.

FreshSalad 1

Mirror, signal, headcheck my friend.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Failed to put seatbelt on I bet

I met a girl who did the same. While I was waiting to get my liscense, she said she hit the curb and failed immediately. Maybe she is the OP? If so, third tries a charm.

I feel bad if you paid for an instructor, that's money down the drain

Sometimes it takes a loss to make you want it even more. Shouldn't make OP feel bad. It was obviously a loss all the way around.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Do what everyone else does: Drive without a license and pray you don't get caught.

And then screw people over when you crash into them without insurance.

EnEl_Infierno 15

15 Me, lol I got 22 traffic warrents, no license, no state registration sticker, and no insurance. Screw the establishment and everyone.

People that drives with no license always gets caught. Want to drive ? Go do your driving test!

EnEl_Infierno 15

Okay apparently I can't spell, and 45 can't read, where does is it say or insinuate that I want to "bring the man down"? clearly it says **** the establishment and everyone, I may hate our system and think its completely ****** but it's best one we have so far. so I will have to suffer with it.

stacianichole 2

What's the difference between 'the man' and 'the establishment'? Aren't they euphemisms for the same thing?

EnEl_Infierno 15

#92 Yes they are the same thing, but look at the context, bringing "the man" down, and "**** the establishment" (hating them) are to entirely different things.

You're right, we need a new establishment where retards like yourself can drive around without proper registration.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Lol I like how 113 calls me retarded, yet his comment was moded & now several hrs later edited to help him out before perhaps calling something much more childish & I believe you meant *can't drive around w/o proper insurance. But either way the system is completely flawed, as I wolud get my registration, ins, & DL just so I wouldn't have deal with headaches of constantly being pulled over, but apparently Texas driving laws are so ****** that I can't get any of those unless....

EnEl_Infierno 15

I pay $2000+ fines & wait 3 yrs before I can obtain a license & ins, it's just a way for the state to keep bleeding money from the working class, & next time before running your mouth about something you know nothing about, you should really check yourself.

I wonder if OP is a blonde... Or Asian. Stereotypes FTW.

I'm sorry mate! I hope you'll do better next time. :)