By Queensland - 18/10/2014 07:20 - Australia

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
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cjlerch 29

Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.

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cwrocker 14

So this is how hogwarts chooses its wizards now. I miss the owl.

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Vanubo 10

The profile picture makes the comment so much better

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ChristianH39 30

I think that profile pic could make any non serious comment better

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wickedalwayswins 7

More like "yer an asshole, 'arry."

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paolino_fml 18

Well tell harry someone has sent him a message

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orbit 22

What if it was harry who wrote it? **** you, from Harry.

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cjlerch 29

Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.

132 5
cwrocker 14

For all we know it could be Voldemort's return and this is his first act of villainy.

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whenitdidhappen 14

edit the text to make it look like it was sent to you by harry then sue him. I guess he kinda deserves it

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killerdana 19

Text? He painted the message on his car

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kitten1800 18

The text as in the words, not the text as in a text message

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brand125 17

37 - i think you've been in your phone too long and forgot the full/actual meaning of text

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Taylor22294 24

Where does the word text even come from.? Lmaoo that word is completely irrelevant.

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killerdana 19

Well #4 said "edit the text" so I thought they misread the FML which I have been seeing a lot lately

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TiiBags 15

That is a perfect example of Murphy's, or now Harry's law...

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Helpfulman 17

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

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TiiBags 15

#33 Murphy's law states that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong... which in this case is the wrong car being painted

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ThomasBombadil 31

Maybe Harry did it himself because you parked your car in front of his house and no one would suspect him and you sure as hell won't park there again.

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ChristianH39 30

If that's the case, Harry might be a genius instead of a wizard

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cristy91 33

Maybe Harry wrote it and he put the comma there to show it was from him, sorta like "with love, Cristina".

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captainsmegma 12

I think he meant to say. "**** you! Harry." I swear they just don't teach proper punctuation in the schools anymore.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Those darn Deatheaters, always pulling the most immature pranks...

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gracehi 31

I can see why Harry and this vandal can't get along. I wouldn't get along very well with a guy who is too stupid to get his revenge right either.

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sweetbliss3 37

I hope you go over there and get information from your neighbor so the damage can get paid for. that's crazy that people think they can vandalize other people's things.

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