By Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto
The Top
By DarkMaskDiva - 16/06/2011 00:24 - United States
So sorry!
By Anonymous - 15/04/2025 15:00 - Australia - Melbourne
Genius
By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:42 - United States - Red Bank
The Terror
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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place
Helmut Newton strikes back
By badizzle - 15/09/2019 22:00
J'accuse !
By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States
Vacation in Hell
By misc - 08/06/2011 17:52 - Netherlands
By Britters89 - 04/10/2009 17:17 - United States
britters89 tells us more.
Get out clause
By lanz4949 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway
iselilja tells us more.
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
Parental advice
By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 06:00
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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States
He needs them more than you
By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States
My Drug Buddy
By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 00:01 - United States - Shingletown
By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham
Too much of a good thing
By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia
Take your pencil and shove it
By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 18:00
By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States
GracelandDave tells us more.
Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!
A bit harsh
By amy - 08/08/2022 12:00
By phantomthelabrat - 31/03/2014 12:24 - United States - Fargo
The urogenital muscles
By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00
I need a new strategy
By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 10:00
By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba
Technically, that's stealing
By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00
What a catch
By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 08:00
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yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)