By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML
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Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!

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soo whats your brothers number?

I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.

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I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.

Hey OP, you spelled "Doctor" wrong.

^ if you try and troll be elaborate with it, op never type the word doctor

Looks like your brother is the favourite of the family. O:

HAHAHHA yeah i never get the satisfaction of job well done from my parents as well

soo whats your brothers number?

1-800-SPANKDATASS

well at least the bar is set low...

Either your dad is being sarcastic or your making it up. I hate when people post stupid shit

shut the fuck up cunt

Sounds like your dad was joking.

He probably has a point. I bet those dancers make a lot of money.

POLE-dancers, that is.

Your brother must be huge. Good for him.

Work harder. You must surpass your brother!