By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 407
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BrittanyCelesteP 0

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf


uncbballwins 0

Fruit flies like fruit.

You should write a thesis on that.

uncbballwins 0

What's a thisis? (go trolls go!!)

reggicm 0

Nice 9, sarcastic, short, and to the point...I fully support your remark. lol

30 re-read your comment and then slap yourself. We'll all appreciate it.

I think what " squidward " was trying to say was that was really not that funny at all. sorry to burst your bubble.

rallets 22

jeans skinny like squidward

pinkandbluepsych 3

Thank you, Captain Obvious

or maybe he meant that the comment needed punctuation?

The fact that it's spelt correctly right above and you STILL spelt it wrong? (fail trolls fail)

MrsLender_fml 3

He was just leaving you little gifts, how sweet!

Like a cat, except he eats fruit.

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Have you ever seen that alzheimers commercial with the lemons ? you never know ...

your ex bf must really hate u.... Its called payback OP.

ienjoithinqs 0

I would of cried and ran like a little girl.. No Joke

K410 18

Haha ikr I'm sorry but YDI for breaking the dudes heart. As they say pay back's a bitch :p

How do you know she broke his heart? Maybe hes just bat-fucking insane..

who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

missL1z 5

I cannot believe there are people who would do that!

BrittanyCelesteP 0

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

just greet him with a shotgun next fruit visit he won't come back

^gunpowder and lead

TylersMB 0

your bf took the time to break in and place food everywhere? how old is he? hope hes your ex nowlol.

MrsLender_fml 3


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PSQ91 6

Can I say fail? :)

staceysgenesis16 0

FAIL! lol see i did it for you! haha. jk jk :P i like your mercedes!

PSQ91 6

Holy shit! You're 16 and drive a Maserati?

staceysgenesis16 0

yeah! why u got a problem?! hmm?!! lmao jk

U have an intresting background

ohhh no good!!! lucky it wasn't a steak or any meat product tht he left....or even poop 0_0

^ Just thought of burning poop and cracked the hell up :)

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Is your boyfriend on crack or does he just really fucking hate you?

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Sorry, I misread that. So...he just really fucking hates you. :-/

I think he had some pot with spongebob

Nothing wrong with some pot and spongebob.

cassandratierra 0


BeautifulSunshin 0

Dang! That's fuck'd up.