Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
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BrittanyCelesteP
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Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.
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Marktheshark
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who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf
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uncbballwins
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Fruit flies like fruit.
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Frosc
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You should write a thesis on that.
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uncbballwins
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What's a thisis?
(go trolls go!!)
(go trolls go!!)
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reggicm
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Nice 9, sarcastic, short, and to the point...I fully support your remark. lol
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the_ace1337
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30 re-read your comment and then slap yourself. We'll all appreciate it.
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xGemmi
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win
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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I think what " squidward " was trying to say was that was really not that funny at all. sorry to burst your bubble.
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rallets
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jeans skinny like squidward
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pinkandbluepsych
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Thank you, Captain Obvious
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monkeysinatree
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or maybe he meant that the comment needed punctuation?
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iranoutofnames
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squidward! hahaha
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wtfmylifedude
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The fact that it's spelt correctly right above and you STILL spelt it wrong? (fail trolls fail)
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MrsLender_fml
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He was just leaving you little gifts, how sweet!
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Soloman212
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Like a cat, except he eats fruit.
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Gigit101
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haha yup
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Tuesdaythe10th
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Have you ever seen that alzheimers commercial with the lemons ? you never know ...
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tree07
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your ex bf must really hate u.... Its called payback OP.
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ienjoithinqs
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I would of cried and ran like a little girl.. No Joke
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K410
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Haha ikr I'm sorry but YDI for breaking the dudes heart. As they say pay back's a bitch :p
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Amadog19
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How do you know she broke his heart? Maybe hes just bat-fucking insane..
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Marktheshark
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who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf
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missL1z
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I cannot believe there are people who would do that!
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BrittanyCelesteP
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Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.
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bentleysdad11611
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just greet him with a shotgun next fruit visit he won't come back
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christyxbee
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seconded!!!
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CryMoreFMLs
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Third-ed?
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LardZilla
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Fourth-ed!
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ritbbehindu
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^gunpowder and lead
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TylersMB
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your bf took the time to break in and place food everywhere? how old is he? hope hes your ex nowlol.
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MrsLender_fml
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?
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TylersMB
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oops...
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PSQ91
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Can I say fail? :)
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staceysgenesis16
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FAIL! lol see i did it for you! haha. jk jk :P i like your mercedes!
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PSQ91
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Holy shit! You're 16 and drive a Maserati?
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staceysgenesis16
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yeah! why u got a problem?! hmm?!! lmao jk
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X0lilmommax0
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U have an intresting background
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hotdaddy
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it was already her ex, stupid
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missymoo123
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ohhh no good!!! lucky it wasn't a steak or any meat product tht he left....or even poop 0_0
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OuchAndGoodfight
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Lmao, burning poop.
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SenorRickles
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^ Just thought of burning poop and cracked the hell up :)
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HeaRTs_Girl
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Is your boyfriend on crack or does he just really fucking hate you?
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HeaRTs_Girl
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Sorry, I misread that. So...he just really fucking hates you. :-/
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CEG3
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I think he had some pot with spongebob
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tree07
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Nothing wrong with some pot and spongebob.
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cassandratierra
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agreed
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BeautifulSunshin
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Dang! That's fuck'd up.