Animals: Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment...

By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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By lily_marleen - 24/10/2016 12:58 - United States

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 149

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML

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You deserved it 533

By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 12:00

Today, I just moved into my second apartment after the first one was infested with fruit flies, which were coming out of cracks in the floor. We discovered they had tried to cover this fact up so we'd move in. Guess what this new one has? Bed bugs. I asked if there was a history of bug problems and they said no. Lies. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By Teen Idol - 14/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 660

By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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BrittanyCelesteP 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:11

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

Marktheshark 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:10

who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

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uncbballwins 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:08

Fruit flies like fruit.

Frosc 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:13

You should write a thesis on that.

uncbballwins 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:16

What's a thisis? (go trolls go!!)

reggicm 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:40

Nice 9, sarcastic, short, and to the point...I fully support your remark. lol

the_ace1337 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:10

30 re-read your comment and then slap yourself. We'll all appreciate it.

xGemmi 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:31

win

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 12:54

I think what " squidward " was trying to say was that was really not that funny at all. sorry to burst your bubble.

rallets 22

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:08

jeans skinny like squidward

pinkandbluepsych 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:59

Thank you, Captain Obvious

monkeysinatree 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:02

or maybe he meant that the comment needed punctuation?

iranoutofnames 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:28

squidward! hahaha

wtfmylifedude 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:48

The fact that it's spelt correctly right above and you STILL spelt it wrong? (fail trolls fail)

MrsLender_fml 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:09

He was just leaving you little gifts, how sweet!

Soloman212 28

Tuesday 31 May 2011 14:42

Like a cat, except he eats fruit.

Gigit101 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:30

haha yup

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:08

Have you ever seen that alzheimers commercial with the lemons ? you never know ...

tree07 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:09

your ex bf must really hate u.... Its called payback OP.

ienjoithinqs 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:49

I would of cried and ran like a little girl.. No Joke

K410 18

Saturday 27 July 2013 22:47

Haha ikr I'm sorry but YDI for breaking the dudes heart. As they say pay back's a bitch :p

Amadog19 10

Saturday 4 January 2014 4:05

How do you know she broke his heart? Maybe hes just bat-******* insane..

Marktheshark 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:10

who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

missL1z 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:10

I cannot believe there are people who would do that!

BrittanyCelesteP 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:11

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

bentleysdad11611 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 11:17

just greet him with a shotgun next fruit visit he won't come back

christyxbee 15

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:56

seconded!!!

CryMoreFMLs 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:16

Third-ed?

LardZilla 11

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:17

Fourth-ed!

ritbbehindu 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:40

^gunpowder and lead

TylersMB 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:13

your bf took the time to break in and place food everywhere? how old is he? hope hes your ex nowlol.

MrsLender_fml 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:14

TylersMB 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:16

oops...

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:37

Can I say fail? :)

staceysgenesis16 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:39

FAIL! lol see i did it for you! haha. jk jk :P i like your mercedes!

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:54

Holy shit! You're 16 and drive a Maserati?

staceysgenesis16 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:09

yeah! why u got a problem?! hmm?!! lmao jk

X0lilmommax0 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:49

U have an intresting background

missymoo123 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:13

ohhh no good!!! lucky it wasn't a steak or any meat product tht he left....or even poop 0_0

OuchAndGoodfight 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 10:18

Lmao, burning poop.

SenorRickles 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 11:16

^ Just thought of burning poop and cracked the hell up :)

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:15

Is your boyfriend on crack or does he just really ******* hate you?

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:17

Sorry, I misread that. So...he just really ******* hates you. :-/

CEG3 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:17

I think he had some pot with spongebob

tree07 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 11:05

Nothing wrong with some pot and spongebob.

cassandratierra 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:24

agreed

BeautifulSunshin 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:15

Dang! That's ****'d up.

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