By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
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BrittanyCelesteP 0

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

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Marktheshark 0
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who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

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uncbballwins 0

Fruit flies like fruit.

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Frosc 0
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You should write a thesis on that.

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uncbballwins 0

What's a thisis? (go trolls go!!)

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reggicm 0

Nice 9, sarcastic, short, and to the point...I fully support your remark. lol

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the_ace1337 0
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30 re-read your comment and then slap yourself. We'll all appreciate it.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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I think what " squidward " was trying to say was that was really not that funny at all. sorry to burst your bubble.

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rallets 22

jeans skinny like squidward

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pinkandbluepsych 3

Thank you, Captain Obvious

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monkeysinatree 6
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or maybe he meant that the comment needed punctuation?

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wtfmylifedude 8
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The fact that it's spelt correctly right above and you STILL spelt it wrong? (fail trolls fail)

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MrsLender_fml 3

He was just leaving you little gifts, how sweet!

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Soloman212 28
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Like a cat, except he eats fruit.

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Tuesdaythe10th 11

Have you ever seen that alzheimers commercial with the lemons ? you never know ...

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tree07 1
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your ex bf must really hate u.... Its called payback OP.

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ienjoithinqs 0

I would of cried and ran like a little girl.. No Joke

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K410 18

Haha ikr I'm sorry but YDI for breaking the dudes heart. As they say pay back's a bitch :p

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Amadog19 10
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How do you know she broke his heart? Maybe hes just bat-fucking insane..

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Marktheshark 0
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who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

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missL1z 5

I cannot believe there are people who would do that!

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BrittanyCelesteP 0

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

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bentleysdad11611 0
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just greet him with a shotgun next fruit visit he won't come back

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ritbbehindu 0
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^gunpowder and lead

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TylersMB 0

your bf took the time to break in and place food everywhere? how old is he? hope hes your ex nowlol.

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MrsLender_fml 3

?

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TylersMB 0

oops...

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PSQ91 6

Can I say fail? :)

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staceysgenesis16 0

FAIL! lol see i did it for you! haha. jk jk :P i like your mercedes!

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PSQ91 6

Holy shit! You're 16 and drive a Maserati?

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staceysgenesis16 0

yeah! why u got a problem?! hmm?!! lmao jk

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X0lilmommax0 0
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U have an intresting background

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missymoo123 0
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ohhh no good!!! lucky it wasn't a steak or any meat product tht he left....or even poop 0_0

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SenorRickles 0
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^ Just thought of burning poop and cracked the hell up :)

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HeaRTs_Girl 0

Is your boyfriend on crack or does he just really fucking hate you?

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HeaRTs_Girl 0

Sorry, I misread that. So...he just really fucking hates you. :-/

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CEG3 0
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I think he had some pot with spongebob

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tree07 1
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Nothing wrong with some pot and spongebob.

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cassandratierra 0

agreed

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BeautifulSunshin 0

Dang! That's fuck'd up.

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