By badatgenders - Norway
Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
iselilja tells us more :
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb slut! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
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By  scateice  |  0


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  birds_fml  |  7

I'd actually be somewhat interested... someone who's confident enough to walk around in public wearing clothes that society looks down on. I would be too embarrassed to go out in public with him though (I am VERY shy and don't like people looking at me), but there's nothing wrong with a guy who wears women's clothes. No one judges a woman who wears men's clothes... it's a double standard! Also, transvestites are straight 90% of the time, no matter what other people claim.

  Lawlipop  |  3

...I think OP meant that the "guy" was just a very masculine looking woman. Her nickname is "badatgenders"... so that's the impression I was left with.


I agree, Null. This guy - or butch woman, whatever it was - has really awful taste.

Therefore, their future children would have bad taste, and grow up to be ridiculed and shunned, and finally be put in the loony bin. OP and Dress Man would have to constantly be there to take care of their fully-grown, crazy children, and become utterly stressed from the kids being so clingy and dependent. OP and Dress Man will eventually break from said stress and go insane themselves.

And this is why OP shouldn't call him.

  snakerake  |  10

It could've easily been a hazing. For instance, if he is a rookie on a sports team, they are made to do some interesting things. I know a university team where every rookie has to wear women's underwear and run around down town, then play a game of football in the park (still in underwear) but at least they get rewarded with a massive party at the end of it