Today, my boyfriend is so scared of COVID that he takes precautions beyond what health professionals recommend to satisfy his OCD. He told me he wouldn't be getting the vaccine because he "won't be controlled by the government." Not to worry, he will just continue to be the unbearable control freak he transformed into since this all began. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came into town for the weekend. A proof of vaccination card to enter non-essential businesses also started. My dear boyfriend refuses to sign up for the card. Guess our nights out will be grocery shopping and him waiting outside while I shop anywhere else. FML
Today, I FaceTimed my boyfriend at work instead of calling him, because I suspected he wasn't wearing his mask, and I don't want him to bring home COVID or RSV. He called me an "insufferable control freak" and didn't come home that night. FML
Today, I have a friend who has consumed almost every known drug in our country, but refuses to get the Covid vaccine, claiming that, "it contains the 5G, and I won't let them control me." FML
Today, my boss told me that he is really getting scared of Covid-19. He's too cheap for tests. His solution? He'll work from home for 2 weeks while I meet with all employees 1-1. If I don’t get sick, he'll feel OK coming back. FML
Today, I hate the government for starting talking about vaccine passports and mandating the Covid-19 vaccine, because I almost had my wife convinced to go get it, and now she's all, "I'm not doing something they are telling me I have to do. I'm not a sheep." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, someone who lives off the government stated that all I do as a front line nurse is wipe arses, and that I know nothing about Covid because I'm not a doctor. He refuses to get the vaccine as well. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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Marcella1016 31
Sorry to say this so harshly but - he’s ******* stupid and you should leave him. That may sound extreme, but so is his being controlling - it will only get worse and you will probably be miserable. With the information provided, that seems like a time bomb, and it makes sense to get out now rather than later after a longer time investment in a dead end relationship.
Brightside86 30
Plot twist: The government created the anti vaccine propaganda as a means of control. Rrally though he should get it, even if the government laced it with nano bots that make you vote democrat if they have that kind of tech it's already too late.
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Brightside86 30
Plot twist: The government created the anti vaccine propaganda as a means of control. Rrally though he should get it, even if the government laced it with nano bots that make you vote democrat if they have that kind of tech it's already too late.
Marcella1016 31
Lol that’s an awesome argument I love it. Actually never heard that one before. Funny though next time Democrats start winning big majorities in elections, people will blame it on the nano bots in the COVID vaccines lol
MidnaLink 33
Amy Farrah Fowler? Is that you?
Marcella1016 31
Sorry to say this so harshly but - he’s ******* stupid and you should leave him. That may sound extreme, but so is his being controlling - it will only get worse and you will probably be miserable. With the information provided, that seems like a time bomb, and it makes sense to get out now rather than later after a longer time investment in a dead end relationship.
Charlie Given 26
You got two choices here leave now and protect yourself or stay and try to get him help but by just a little description you gave he sounds much more like a paranoid schizophrenic or schizoaffective and they usually suffer from OCD. Things will only become more severe from here if he does not receive help immediately.
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Does he actually have OCD, or are you throwing around terms you don’t understand so you can complain about behavior you don’t agree with? If the former, then his treatment plan is clearly not meeting his needs and if you were a decent partner, you would have figured that out a year ago and taken some steps to help him get his symptoms under control. If you did, and he was unwilling, you can’t help him. If you didn’t, and decided to come post an FML about it instead, you’re an ableist jerk. If the latter, you’re an ableist jerk. Dump him and move on, but don’t go dragging people who actually have OCD and have legitimately been suffering for entirety of this pandemic through the mud because you’re unhappy in your relationship.