Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML
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emily_choxly
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Fall asleep and have them mess up the whole house and wait until your parents get home and just say "I told you I wasn't feeling good"
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erockinthesuburb
| 17
Quick, get some bananas!
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erockinthesuburb
| 17
Quick, get some bananas!
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jonn090
| 13
And a joint
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macrosoft
| 3
Take them to the zoo…
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wannaplay
| 1
A spoonful of sugar!!! That'll make you feel better.
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wannaplay
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Oh Well I'm not a huge marry poppins fan, even though I got the cd and saw the show in Radio City
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jordyxjigsaw
| 11
I'd call them to come back to their children then get up and leave.
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jessicaazzzzzzzz
| 3
She expected to "help babysit", not be all my herself.
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MrsDruidess
| 23
learn how to say no!
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jonn090
| 13
Your mother is a...................very nice lady...not really
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chickenwalrus
| 14
"not really".. oh i couldnt tell.
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EvilPotato
| 14
3 period spamming is so overrated.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Ellipses...
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emily_choxly
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Fall asleep and have them mess up the whole house and wait until your parents get home and just say "I told you I wasn't feeling good"
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Michael_92
| 20
I love how most of us give advice as if this is currently happening and not a few days old. lol
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rubberduckie94
| 13
Give them the meds you need for your sickness and knock their butts out. (Jk).
Sorry for your luck op. it has happened to me. I guess consider it practice for parenthood.
Sorry for your luck op. it has happened to me. I guess consider it practice for parenthood.
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jkmartinjk
| 16
Unless OP doesn't want kids.
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kat2812
| 1
or reason to practice safe sex!!
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mk58
| 31
That's when you become one of these howler monkey-like abominations and get someone else stuck with babysitting.
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kinkyfemboislut
| 6
Your goddamn fault for evening going home.
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beatlegirl27
| 20
Her mother made her
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kawaiisakura
| 12
I have to agree its her fault. She could have simply said no. Plus, ive learned that when people mention "help," they are really asking u to do it urself while they do something else. Thats y if ppl ask if i can "help" them w something, i say no due to my experience.
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l0v3p4in
| 7
10 - 'Evening?' I think a better word to use would be 'even.' It fits into the context a whole lot better unless you were trying to make some type of pun in which I believe you failed . . . miserably.
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kelseynikolee_
| 7
Well, make the best out of it!
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Trisha_aus
| 15
Sounds like a fun time...one thing though, don't fall asleep..when you wake up one of them might be fondling your breasts
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l0v3p4in
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Or running around in circles screaming, "Woo woo woo" . . . or masturbating. You never know what kind of kids OP may be dealing with.
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RoadKill67a
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You should sit on the couch and do nothing because your too sick to get up, it's not your fault your sick.