By Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML
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emily_choxly 0

Fall asleep and have them mess up the whole house and wait until your parents get home and just say "I told you I wasn't feeling good"

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erockinthesuburb 17

Quick, get some bananas!

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erockinthesuburb 17

Quick, get some bananas!

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macrosoft 3

Take them to the zoo…

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wannaplay 1

A spoonful of sugar!!! That'll make you feel better.

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wannaplay 1

Oh Well I'm not a huge marry poppins fan, even though I got the cd and saw the show in Radio City

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jordyxjigsaw 11

I'd call them to come back to their children then get up and leave.

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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

She expected to "help babysit", not be all my herself.

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MrsDruidess 23

learn how to say no!

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jonn090 13

Your mother is a...................very nice lady...not really

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chickenwalrus 14

"not really".. oh i couldnt tell.

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EvilPotato 14

3 period spamming is so overrated.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Ellipses...

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emily_choxly 0

Fall asleep and have them mess up the whole house and wait until your parents get home and just say "I told you I wasn't feeling good"

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Michael_92 20

I love how most of us give advice as if this is currently happening and not a few days old. lol

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rubberduckie94 13

Give them the meds you need for your sickness and knock their butts out. (Jk). Sorry for your luck op. it has happened to me. I guess consider it practice for parenthood.

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jkmartinjk 16

Unless OP doesn't want kids.

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kat2812 1

or reason to practice safe sex!!

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mk58 31

That's when you become one of these howler monkey-like abominations and get someone else stuck with babysitting.

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kinkyfemboislut 6

Your goddamn fault for evening going home.

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beatlegirl27 20

Her mother made her

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kawaiisakura 12

I have to agree its her fault. She could have simply said no. Plus, ive learned that when people mention "help," they are really asking u to do it urself while they do something else. Thats y if ppl ask if i can "help" them w something, i say no due to my experience.

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l0v3p4in 7

10 - 'Evening?' I think a better word to use would be 'even.' It fits into the context a whole lot better unless you were trying to make some type of pun in which I believe you failed . . . miserably.

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kelseynikolee_ 7

Well, make the best out of it!

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Trisha_aus 15

Sounds like a fun time...one thing though, don't fall asleep..when you wake up one of them might be fondling your breasts

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l0v3p4in 7

Or running around in circles screaming, "Woo woo woo" . . . or masturbating. You never know what kind of kids OP may be dealing with.

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RoadKill67a 4

You should sit on the couch and do nothing because your too sick to get up, it's not your fault your sick.

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