By nomorecleaning - 16/3/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
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  Pleonasm  |  34

Oh yes, let this be a lesson kids. Never, I repeat, NEVER help around the house, in case the Karmic Gods themselves decide this is a slight on their very existance, a blasphemy so big that the only way to balance this out is if your significant other sleeps with your Parent.

NEVER DO GOOD DEEDS LEST YE OLDE GODS STRIKE THY MEEK BODY DOWN

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  DocBastard  |  38

Jogihoppa - Because everyone makes boneheaded comments every now and then, even the mighty Pleonasm.

Well, everyone except KaySL. She's completely infallible, man.

By  DocBastard  |  38

There's a very simple solution here - just STOP. That way you stop breaking your back for nothing, and the dicksplash stops getting extra between-the-sheets credit. You win, he loses.