LC
United States
Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
calebeutsler
United States
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
loser
United States
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
futuregigolo
Strasburg, United States
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
cancerfreak
United States
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Charitable
San Francisco, United States
Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML
Anonymous
Danby, United States
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
helluva 1
Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
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Comments (98)
Daniman 0
YESSSSSSS I AM FIRST FOR ONCE, by the way that sucks 3 bucks-_-
Plumppotato 3
congratulations.
sodahhhr 0
yo names toby!
b182link 0
once my company was having an auction and i was being auctioned off, but I was sold for $300
eatsleephockey97 4
well tht makes em feel bettr
Intoxicunt 6
So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Pfft! Only if you don't like it. The S/M train is still a rollin'.
perdix 31
It's illegal if it's involuntary. If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity. I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting ****** were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!
jackkerouc9 0
It's Michigan, anything is legal there nowadays.
perdix 31
Even in Michigan, for three bucks, you don't have to swallow. You can if you're hungry -- your choice.
mysterynmayhem 0
i might wash their car, but i certainly wouldnt put out...just saying lol
suxs4ulol 22
it was probably to be auctioned for a date
Sports_guy3 28
WAIT!!!!!! FINAL BID: 2 MILLION DOLLARS! I BID 2 MILLION. The auction's over?! Shit!
GodsPetTaco 0
Rofl. Dont worry dude your not ugly... they are all just really broke.
alsoelp 0
its a girl
isuckok 11
dude is a unisex thing -.-
helluva 1
Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
Flutist 3
BID! not bidded.
helluva 1
My bad. BID BID BID :)
Peroxide 3
Hmm, I'd much rather get the happy meal, IT COMES WITH A TOY!!!!
Flutist 3
For three more dollars he will let you play with his toy, small pieces may cause small children to choke.
Flutist 3
RUDE DUDE
sicpupyz122 0
omg lol that just made my day!
Ownagemaster 0
not anymore thanks to San Fran
playfuldesk 0
That was uncalled for at all bobby
Ligerie 0
oops...edit.
playfuldesk 0
Hey flutist I bet u give good head don't u?
Flutist 3
*rolls eyes* You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.
fudrick 0
OH LOL I GET IT BECAUSE HER NAME IS FLUTIST AND YOU'RE EQUATING A PENIS TO A FLUTE HOW FUNNY
Flutist 3
OMG, what next band camp jokes?
fisher50 0
so how are you and Jimmy from band camp. I heard you two are really close now?
Ligerie 0
I was asked to do that once but I'm really scared the same thing will happen! Sorry that happened to you, maybe everyone was broke?
MyzticHydra 0
what kind of charity auctions off someone? my school did that as a joke o.O
wazdog 4
Maybe the auctioneer did a bad job. Cheer up