By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 08:04 - Canada
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Hellz yeah!! I'd bid at least two fiddy on you! *wink wink* And I won't talk about lord of the rings with you either! I'll just talk to you about when I got herpes from a carrousel that eventually took me to the moon where I got to play with myself I mean with my balls um I mean toys yeah toys in close to zero gravity but my toys floated away and I couldn't breath on the moon so I came back down to earth where the humans thought I was an alien but I was like no I'm a kangaroo what are you and so then they did some tests on me and I sued mcdonalds cuz I felt violated but I ended up losing so now I'm a poor dead alien with herpes and only my memories to keep me going. uh huh.