LC
United States
Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
calebeutsler
United States
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
loser
United States
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
futuregigolo
Strasburg, United States
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
cancerfreak
United States
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Charitable
San Francisco, United States
Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML
Anonymous
Danby, United States
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?
helluva 1
Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!
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Comments (98)
LukeDog 0
hahaha fagola that's what you get dicksponge
oreomon 0
It's better than 25 cents.
NXcusable 0
Its just the econemy
KiannaFine 6
That must really suck!!!! B'ah B'ah
KiannaFine 6
That's kinda funny
xclegend613 0
next time just rip the shirt off
wxdiaz86 0
no offense but if your ugly and you know it dont participate in those things... youll always get what you dont want to hear, the truth.
ChaosEngine 5
It's funny how 'no offense' usually precedes something incredibly offensive. There are any number of reasons why she might not have gone for much, without talking about her looks. There are plenty of kinds of ugliness; that comment came from the kind of ugliness you find on the inside.
terrags 0
sweet thats probably more than your parents paid for you
simon_lala 0
at least someone wanted you. that's a plus right?
Kelsey099999 0
at least u got sold lol