Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
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Comments (215)
xo_kat_xo 0
that's bad timing
AbuelaGrande 0
In my pueblo we do not do that especially at night because the Corbades come at night time and they take things that aren't theirs things that belong to you. Pero que cosa mas fea!!! Eso no me gusta.
imacreeper 3
did your ringtone go a little something like "kicking in the front seat, sitting in the back seat, gotta make my mind up - which seat can I take?!"
bubble25_fml 5
bad timing = karma's way of giving us the middle finger.
MrSassypants 34
38 I thought giving the middle finger was telling me I'm number one?
DesB 7
That's why my phones always on vibrate when I leave the house
ienjoithinqs 0
i still don't get why they were walking away instead of running 0.o
JustLetItHappen 2
You keep your phone on vibrate just in case you get mugged?
enonymous 9
49 why run when you can enjoy the scenic stroll through the park. Maybe there was a street magician there. I know when I mug someone and I see the swing set. I'm ******* riding that swing set
jamboy51 0
IN THE FACE!
BossDavyy 0
Or when you are one of the last six people alive in the country, and you do anything for just one Twinkie.
Shy_Anne 10
Find out who was calling you and **** them up later XD
rallets 23
whats does zombieland have to do with anything? and i thought it was 4 people, excluding bill murray
saaaalt 4
could of been worse... coulda ended up on cops..
milakitty21 0
because you think you are going to get mugged??
ColdplaySucks 18
Carry a gun next time Op
Topygrl21 8
37- if u didn't like that song u wouldn't know the lyrics
rallets 23
he was probably quoting the original by bob dylan
Soloman212 28
Did he also take those $100 you found an hour earlier?
Lumenoire 0
The ringtone: Lets do the fork in the garbage disposal, let's do the fork in the garbage disposal! DING DING DING DING-- (ding repeated for 5 min)
PHall93 0
are you serious?
baby_dee97 8
ooo sorry
Newboyz00185 0
Atleast they didn't rape you?
fmlsaves 0
expensive phone call
johnnybagodonuts 2
seems like you still have your phone...+1 for you
agSWAAAAG 0
seems like you enjoy pointing out the obvious...-1 for you
agSWAAAAG 0
uhh, reread it bud. op said they had their phone in their pocket, therefore they still have their phone...
noboundary 9
No, she had her cellphone stolen. It says as the muggers were about to walk away her cellphone, which was in her pocket rang, so that means that the muggers realized this and went back and took it away from her.
agSWAAAAG 0
Your the guy who lives with 2 cats you tell me...
joooeee 3
Yes, so did the mugger call to see if the op could hang out later, but was too shy to ask in person? I'm baffled.
Reign_fml 3
maybe the mugger submitted the FML on ops phone, pretending to be op
BigHoshJosh 0
what the hell man!! The earth is covered with idiots! she wouldn't have added the phone part if it didn't get stolen too!
aliceisbored 11
3, 13, & 25. Could you guys get any more stupid?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
3,13, and 25, you're all morons. That is all.
binkybaby 3
It seems that the people with extended vowels are the dumb ones. I'm pretty sure she was implying that the muggers took her phone. Otherwise that piece of information would be totally moot!
Metal_Chick 15
agreed.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yeah agSwag dont try and act all smart when you dont know what the hell tour talking about. Dumbass
shelbyyyy11 0
13 & 25 are the same person....
hossjosh 1
idk why 74 & 35 got thumbs down, I thought their comments were funny, but then again it seems there are a lot of idiots on this site that probably don't get humor.
alicecanitbe 0
and -42 for you
sarahmcgeee 5
wow; you're so smart
sarahmcgeee 5
&&reign; I like you you're a sharks fan. good man (:
theUBERcomment 1
27- thanks god for someone like you. I thought I was the only one who realised he was referencing that.
theUBERcomment 1
168- win
just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
RyanMacVey 17
ahaha win
FMLandurstoo 9
No, gayboii.
LardZilla 11
gayboii is back! Everyone hide your pens for god's sake!
RyanMacVey 17
aye so im guessing i came back too soon.... people still remember? :/
imacreeper 3
gayboii, your name is gayboii. of course everyone will remember. just embrace your past, all because it's history doesn't mean we dont remember or look back on it;)
RyanMacVey 17
alright well maybe i was hoping some of yous might have left by now... no offence kay
hook_em 0
mmmm so long gay boi
RyanMacVey 17
i might not know what either of those words mean... but im no gonna take shit from you kay just coz everyone else on here lives up your arse
RyanMacVey 17
.....
hook_em 0
I for one don't live up anyone's azz I was just quoting a movie quote from hangover
RyanMacVey 17
mt, dd s nthng bt? ... n dnt thnk dd
ohlalala_fml 0
why dont u people just read the FML and go on to the next one. without picking on people on the site, or in other words "get a life".
RyanMacVey 17
gr mt... gt pr blld n ths wbst.... nd m nt sr wht th hll hppnd t m cmmnt bt tht NT wht pstd :L
RyanMacVey 17
gh swr thts nt wht tpd :/ FCK
McMan 23
Sirin, I still have no idea why you enjoy the taste of vowels so much. :P
McMan 23
Gayboii, I don't even comment that much anymore but seriously you're speaking gibberish man, get a hold of yourself.
FMLandurstoo 9
If you're gonna come back at least create a new account for a fresh start. Oh and in your bio you should mention how you're hated on the Internet.
rallets 23
i just felt like jumping into this epic thread
HappyCynic 0
Seems gayboii has lost his vowels. O_o
sheethapins 13
gayboii I am having much difficulty reading your last two comments. I'm nor fluent in nonsense or dumbass, sorry.
borntoperform 14
Yep we remember. But whatever you're ok by me.
shutupYDI 4
is it the wrong time to jump in to say that gayboii is quite attractive?
kewlkate 9
Y'all, gayboii has just had his keyboard freeze up, or it's a bug, I'm sure he's not trying to make himself look stupider than he is already being thought of as.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I hate how ppl live in the past of what something from my point of view gayboii isnt doing anything wrong and everyone is trolling him so before u try to start something with someone think first (:
FMLandurstoo 9
It's just fun to give him shit.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
from my point of view the ones trolling now are u guys not gayboii so stop living in the past and move on god damn...I mean u can't just someone comment on something without criticizing him? get a ******* life damn...and I don't care what he's done in the past that doesn't matter. (: thx u
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
ehh crap lol didn't see next page ignore my latest one :p
hook_em 0
157 just stay out of it. it's no bug because you can make out what he has put and also for you 162 no one cares have a nice day and mr Herbert stay away from the little kids
chickunkey 0
hy Gys I is fln knd gay. Holy shit! it's contagious!
froufrou7 3
what the **** seriously....?
FMLandurstoo 9
Why did the whole gaiboii conversation disappear?
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
wowlol727 0
therw is no right time for telemarketers
j_cat187 20
dont tempt the grammer nazi.
meggieh815 0
88- I don't know why you're getting thumbed down. that was funny. haha :)
illneedasaviour 0
88: Don't*, grammar*, Nazi*.
textwork 4
that just sucks
Davyy 0
They should've raped her, then it would truly suck.
coolkat77 0
shit happens
cooperd52 6
and???
lottso88 4
and they're going to mug him/her again for the cell phone.
dreamering 16
Nah, they're going to borrow it.
jdawg2010 0
she's saying, #9, that her phone rang in her pocket and so now they might steal that, too. derp.
Ef17 0
Okay wasn't sure the point...lol
alexrox8286 0
You are either just jokeing or your really stupid.
BooGhosted 0
Well 184 you can't spell so I wouldn't say anything!:D
BWill9014 4
That's bad luck but in that case it's better to just give him the phone than try something risky so I hope you didn't risk your life to save it
j_cat187 20
as he aproached u shank him in the throat?
pieintheface 0
shitty timing