By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?

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DDPT2 4

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

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hellyeahmirjam 2

well that's how pocketstealers (i don't know the word) work

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DDPT2 4

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That isn't how pickpockets work; that's how muggers work. Just sayin...

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fatman217 0

#16 you should be on comedy central because that's funny!!

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

do you mean Grand Central Station? maybe they mugged you cause they could tell you weren't from NYC. of course I didn't look at any of your geographic info, so I'm probably just being silly

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DocBastard 38

Yes you're* just being silly. OP is from Denmark.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

no, I think jezzibell meant that my "just" is silly. after all, that is what she wrote, doc. you shouldn't put words in people's mouths. ;)

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XxDevilxXGt 26

well in that case they forgot the is in "your just IS silly" duh ^.^

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

#31, I was wondering who was gonna say something about that. actually I think she was using the slang term "just" to mean "justice". so she was calling my justice silly this may be because I use a gavel that squeaks when I bang it on the bench, or because I sometimes sentence offenders to 2 squirts from the water-squirting flower I wear on my lapel instead of handing down jail time. silly indeed.

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hotrod14 0

this is exactly why I don't help people.

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DudeImBetter 0

karmas finna get those fools, don't worry be happy.

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Claytonic 0

I'm going to assume you meant gonna, and I agree.

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DudeImBetter 0

Actually I was trying to sound black cause some black people say finna.

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DudeImBetter 0

I just think the word finna is funny.

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ey3seecold 0

lmao true black ppl say that alot in Dtown

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Jimboom 11

Next time don't have your Itouch on display. Oh and give them a fight along with your belongings

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Sarcasm, right? It's hard to tell if you're foolishly telling OP to fight two assailants over things or if you're sarcastically saying that because you know it's terrible advice.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

well if you know Escrima or kung fu or jiujitsu, or be trained in any fight style, it should be like a warm up. No problem ^^

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BarneyA 0

Ouch iPod touch... Wouldn't have been bad if it was a crappy iPod.

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youfailed18 0

People are douche-bags.

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Shivermeshamrock 0

I never seen so many comments in a row get buried before.

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Zebidee 8

Yes, the trolls are out in force tonight.

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smarter1 0

if they stole your i pod touch then how are You one fml

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Computer, smartphone such as the android

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iheartglasses 0

What is it with people saying, "Well you shouldn't have had Object X out on display!" The persons wallet was stolen too. Does that mean they were flashing their wallet around? Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, the OP recieved a call during his little tour. Chances are, the muggers found the phone while looking for the wallet. People need to stop acting so ignorant..

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