Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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alex1432
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Stranger Danger!!!!
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bmexoxo98
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This Womens Not My Mother!
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jwc93
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your mother is sexxxxy
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XxDevilxXGt
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ydi for helping people you don't know. What were you thinking!!
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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You are not my mother. You are a Snort!
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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don't worry, be happy
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fakeaccountX
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o noez not the ipod touch
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monkeyshorts22
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I agree with 60;) a very potter musical FTW!!!
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fatman217
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at least you were safe....lol
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nick7777
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hi
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hellyeahmirjam
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well that's how pocketstealers (i don't know the word) work
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kristir9426
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pickpocket
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DDPT2
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911: What's you emergency?
Guy: I've been mugged!
911: What did they take?
Guy: They took my pockets.
Guy: I've been mugged!
911: What did they take?
Guy: They took my pockets.
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ImaginaryFoe
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That isn't how pickpockets work; that's how muggers work. Just sayin...
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BDTM
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#16 lol
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fatman217
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#16 you should be on comedy central because that's funny!!
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Rizzen
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#69 it wasn't that funny
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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do you mean Grand Central Station? maybe they mugged you cause they could tell you weren't from NYC. of course I didn't look at any of your geographic info, so I'm probably just being silly
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jezzibell
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yes, your just silly
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DocBastard
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Yes you're* just being silly. OP is from Denmark.
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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no, I think jezzibell meant that my "just" is silly. after all, that is what she wrote, doc. you shouldn't put words in people's mouths. ;)
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XxDevilxXGt
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well in that case they forgot the is in "your just IS silly" duh ^.^
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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#31, I was wondering who was gonna say something about that.
actually I think she was using the slang term "just" to mean "justice". so she was calling my justice silly
this may be because I use a gavel that squeaks when I bang it on the bench, or because I sometimes sentence offenders to 2 squirts from the water-squirting flower I wear on my lapel instead of handing down jail time. silly indeed.
actually I think she was using the slang term "just" to mean "justice". so she was calling my justice silly
this may be because I use a gavel that squeaks when I bang it on the bench, or because I sometimes sentence offenders to 2 squirts from the water-squirting flower I wear on my lapel instead of handing down jail time. silly indeed.
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hotrod14
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this is exactly why I don't help people.
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DudeImBetter
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karmas finna get those fools, don't worry be happy.
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Claytonic
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I'm going to assume you meant gonna, and I agree.
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DudeImBetter
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Actually I was trying to sound black cause some black people say finna.
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Claytonic
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Wiggas ftw
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DudeImBetter
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I just think the word finna is funny.
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ey3seecold
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lmao true black ppl say that alot in Dtown
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fatman217
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I'm finna rob you wiggas
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Jimboom
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Next time don't have your Itouch on display. Oh and give them a fight along with your belongings
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ImaginaryFoe
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Sarcasm, right? It's hard to tell if you're foolishly telling OP to fight two assailants over things or if you're sarcastically saying that because you know it's terrible advice.
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XxDevilxXGt
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well if you know Escrima or kung fu or jiujitsu, or be trained in any fight style, it should be like a warm up. No problem ^^
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BarneyA
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Ouch iPod touch... Wouldn't have been bad if it was a crappy iPod.
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HBoks
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no shit, Sherlock-,-
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youfailed18
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People are douche-bags.
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Shivermeshamrock
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I never seen so many comments in a row get buried before.
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Zebidee
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Yes, the trolls are out in force tonight.
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smarter1
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if they stole your i pod touch then how are You one fml
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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"I'm a computah... Help, computah."
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Unlucky_Gun
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Computer, smartphone such as the android
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iheartglasses
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What is it with people saying, "Well you shouldn't have had Object X out on display!" The persons wallet was stolen too. Does that mean they were flashing their wallet around? Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, the OP recieved a call during his little tour. Chances are, the muggers found the phone while looking for the wallet. People need to stop acting so ignorant..
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Except it was an iPod, not an iPhone. :]
Guy: I've been mugged!
911: What did they take?
Guy: They took my pockets.