This Womens Not My Mother!

your mother is sexxxxy

ydi for helping people you don't know. What were you thinking!!

You are not my mother. You are a Snort!

don't worry, be happy

o noez not the ipod touch

I agree with 60;) a very potter musical FTW!!!

at least you were safe....lol

hi

pickpocket

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

That isn't how pickpockets work; that's how muggers work. Just sayin...

#16 lol

#16 you should be on comedy central because that's funny!!

#69 it wasn't that funny

yes, your just silly

Yes you're* just being silly. OP is from Denmark.

no, I think jezzibell meant that my "just" is silly. after all, that is what she wrote, doc. you shouldn't put words in people's mouths. ;)

well in that case they forgot the is in "your just IS silly" duh ^.^

#31, I was wondering who was gonna say something about that. actually I think she was using the slang term "just" to mean "justice". so she was calling my justice silly this may be because I use a gavel that squeaks when I bang it on the bench, or because I sometimes sentence offenders to 2 squirts from the water-squirting flower I wear on my lapel instead of handing down jail time. silly indeed.

this is exactly why I don't help people.

I'm going to assume you meant gonna, and I agree.

Actually I was trying to sound black cause some black people say finna.

Wiggas ftw

I just think the word finna is funny.

lmao true black ppl say that alot in Dtown

I'm finna rob you wiggas

Sarcasm, right? It's hard to tell if you're foolishly telling OP to fight two assailants over things or if you're sarcastically saying that because you know it's terrible advice.

well if you know Escrima or kung fu or jiujitsu, or be trained in any fight style, it should be like a warm up. No problem ^^

no shit, Sherlock-,-

Yes, the trolls are out in force tonight.

"I'm a computah... Help, computah."

Computer, smartphone such as the android

Except it was an iPod, not an iPhone. :]