yes it's tht amazing

While random, it's possible he mugged you as he is in a lot of problems and trouble, and doesn't want to hurt people. Is what i was going to say, until i realised, this is just weird.

Sounds sarcastic. At least, I am anytime I wish anyone a nice anything. Deep down, I know that even if I wished anyone a nice anything, it wouldn't do any good, since existence is miserable by its very nature. Oh God I'm so depressed. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

44 you need to get laid

hahahahahahahaha agree.

#52 and #61, you two need to read books. Get cultured up.

Zarquod! what was that?

this belongs on mlia :P

AGREED !

yeah because getting on FML is totally the first thing that would come to mind if i ever got mugged. lmao just sayinn(:

Today i mugged a guy because i need four dollars for karate lessons. i was so happy that i thanked him in the end!! P.S. If you dont get my comment click my picture :)

lol mugger ftw motha f*cka

at least he's got manners

he deserves every penny lol

OP should've offered him a cup of tea!

Seriously, I imagine the mugger wearing a top hat and monocle. That's too legit.

^ this

last time I was mugged they weren't the friendly mugger type like this

Aww that s so nice! :)

He stole her heart, by such chivalrous thieving.

OPs a guy, unless he's the girlfriend from a few FMLs back.

Oh, well just change that her to a his... And nothing else

boom

*like*

yeah pretty much

"Hey there neighbor, don't mind if I just take this here phone and wallet. You have a nice day, and look both ways before crossing the street."

Better to just cancel the service to that device, and see if anything can be done about getting an insurance phone since it was stolen.

It's like being raped and then the rapist says, "I hope you had fun. Be careful; there are killers around every corner."

being robbed is not even close to being RAPED!