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  Bobissmall  |  13

While random, it's possible he mugged you as he is in a lot of problems and trouble, and doesn't want to hurt people.

Is what i was going to say, until i realised, this is just weird.


Sounds sarcastic.

At least, I am anytime I wish anyone a nice anything. Deep down, I know that even if I wished anyone a nice anything, it wouldn't do any good, since existence is miserable by its very nature. Oh God I'm so depressed.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

  persianjr1  |  7

Today i mugged a guy because i need four dollars for karate lessons. i was so happy that i thanked him in the end!!

P.S. If you dont get my comment click my picture :)

  agsilver  |  14

"Hey there neighbor, don't mind if I just take this here phone and wallet. You have a nice day, and look both ways before crossing the street."

By  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

That's when you sock 'im in the face. Unless, of course, he's wielding a weapon-- in which case you really have no choice but to say "Thank you" and toddle on home. :(