Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
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Comments (215)
Shneqwa 0
I hope you ran
Commander223 9
You sound ******* crazy. Too much GTA as a child??
ADayToPierceTheV 0
awwwww ****
Love1115 0
Lol what
Jackisme 0
and that's why you keep your phone on vibrate. anybody learn anything?
sheethapins 13
"Ok thanks for your stuff, guess I'll be my way... you SURE that's everything?" *holds up knife* "Yes sir, I swe..." *Ring ring ring, RING RING RING, AHHHH* "...." "What the hell was that?" "What?" "That hideous ring tone, sounded like it was coming from nearby your crotch." "Oh, that. That was... er..." "Whip it out." "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "But..." "Now." *lifts shirt* "Oh god! God that's horride! Put those things away and give me your phone!" "Oh that, ok." *hands phone over* "Gd dmn crzy btch flshng ppl tyng t rb thm..." *gets on FML* "Today, I think I was mugged by gayboii... FML.."
zenti 2
Still got gayboii on your mind, eh?
bee4000 0
why is that bad????? so confused
donnyfann22 0
you shouldve awnsered and said ihtz my dad the police officer
felah17 6
This is how you should have handled the call: "Hello? Hi,officer! Thanks for taking my emergency/panic button silent call! Yes,the muggers are still here. Hurry!!!! 3 blocks away? Great! I'll wait here"!
ptowngirl723 0
how is that fml?