Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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Top comments
just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
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Comments (215)
margaret1997 0
Oh shoot. Maybe you have an app for mugging on your phone.
hidingmaster 2
It would be funny if it was the muggers calling you.."We're sorry, but you've been mugged; and we will be wanting your phone after this call".
MRukkus 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
genesisnirvana 11
no. . .just no.that makes zero sense at all.how would they even get op's number.and by them calling, op will know their number which can be used to trace them.
shutupK 0
....and did you answer it?
perfectgame7534 0
sexy
Zebidee 9
*waits to see how many people will completely fail to get this FML*
RyanMacVey 17
lool i read it 4 times :L
Coolguyt2 0
I get it
dlryan97 1
wait so the robbers called her?
XxHunterHavocxX 0
No, it means that OP probably just lost their cell phone to the muggers because they probably thought the cell phone was in the purse.
mattmalin11 0
So you got help! (And yes, I do understand the FML)
volley4eva1698 0
I don't think you do...
BossDavyy 0
I think she got it, but she was using well misinterpreted sarcasm.
ncvolley123 8
hehehe
trefizzle24 1
#102 is a 13 year old model lets all guess what she models
airborn54 0
they should be able to track your phone back to the theifs but fyl that sucks
cetlawizard 15
your picture ROCKS! that's the most EPIC FAIL I've ever seen! ROFLMAO!
airborn54 0
haha thanks man!
loveyababes 0
oh my gosh! thats terrible!
instnt1nfction 17
no, it's fantastic
RdRadkie 2
aaahahahaha! that's funny but awful at the same time!!
mygreenhoodie 0
if only you knew Kung Fu..