Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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Top comments
just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
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Comments (215)
MemeryRenae 0
That sucks!
Hope2218 11
I would have hit them in the balls took my purse and ran like hell was chasing me!
A7X_LoVeee 10
Nice poop symbol at the end.
bronzebby143 0
uhmm shouldnt you just have ignored them? i mean you can always call them back, right? hmmm.
lethal_judgement 1
obviously they didn't take your phone if you can get on FML.
fthku 13
They comment in shifts. In about 3 months we'll see all the people who didn't get the 8 year old sonnephew FML.
IloveyouJon 11
so many idiots these days
EvanAGD 7
I would have went to the persons house who called you, take their phone and walk away
geekometer96 0
people stop being so stupid, you can get on fml from an iPod AND online
ncvolley123 8
OH EM GEE I REREAD IT AND NOW UNDERSTAND
Susieee_Q 9
Wow. Congrats, "model."
seeunexttuesdays 6
lol nice 198!
limeyemilyy 0
well that sucks...
sushdrag 0
uh oh...!
marlee1001_fml 0
tough shit