Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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Top comments
just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
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Comments (215)
shagoopi 2
run !!
gabe2014 0
alright since no one understands I'll explain it. when she said then my phone rang in my pocket and its on FML you should be able to figure out that the muggers stole her phone
Oreogasm 5
+1 for u. some people are just dense. as for OP, be thankful you didn't get sexually assaulted.
Sirin_fml 47
There are still people who cry "not an FML" all over the place, despite the fact if it wasn't an FML by our definition, we wouldn't post it. So I'm not shocked some can't grasp this FML.
jamieisreallymad 0
gabe, you share your name with the hugest manwhore in the world. I'm sorry.
HU4L188 0
what he do?
ThorneCrossed 9
can you hear me now? oh that sounds painful
jessdemi 0
there is an app for that
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Should've run like hell if they were walking away.
GuidoCheese 0
Looks like time stole you out.
TylerzMB 0
did you see who was calling you? if you did you should shoot them.
ScuseMePrincess 2
OP, you should invest in something for self-defense.
javierrrrm 12
so who called? :D