Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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Top comments
just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
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Comments (215)
jonathan6773 5
Should've said no and kick them in the balls. Twist his head and pivot throwing him into the floor. Shove your shoe in his mouth and kick it in until he bleeds in his mouth.
jbswifeyforlifey 0
isnt that a bit to much?
jonathan6773 5
it's not really hard once you learn martial arts. There's all types of people out there, and one person can take out 2-3 people.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Yo should've went Chuck Norris on his ass.
mrbattleman 10
and then did he made it on cops a second time and told his kid it made him famous?
StarReis 16
I hope you threw the phone at one of the guys faces then ran!!
all4pooh 4
I'd hit whoever called me lol
IloveyouJon 11
but now they wouldn't know
gev 0
I knew there was another reason I leave phone on silent.
AlySayss 0
If you ever find out who called, slap them & make them buy you a new effin phone !!
YayFlameWarz 9
Yes because it's there fault the OP was being mugged, I mean how could they know?
patacus 14
i think you should run
lisha88 1
I bet u wish u put it on silent
YayFlameWarz 9
Was your ringtone "I wanna be a millionaire?"