Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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Top comments
just_a_dude_ 0
should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
Jbfu 0
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?
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Comments (215)
EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4
damn.... that sucks bad now u cant call the cops on him
SamanthaTorre13 0
That's why I keep my phone on vibrate. lmao
orkeric145 0
hand bonning can save your life from getting mugged
pancakehater 0
i dont get it
toyotita4 3
Fyl if he(robber) picks up and you get charged for roaming.....
toyotita4 3
my apologies didn't read the whole fml
insects4u 0
wow, more than one guy you must be a hard woman to take down.
iloveparc 0
at least u didnt get raped..
IloveyouJon 11
Hopefully it wasn't your mother calling to see how you were doing....
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
ok I believe that FML is having problems bc number 4 had 16+ comments to it now there's 2...wth?
nickypianostar 0
u shld have set it to vibration mode