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Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

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that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:02am by falsexecho

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lol tell em all the houses look the same :P

if that doesnt was apple juice. the bong was a vase for the roses you wanted to surprise your parents with to show them how much cared

also its stupid to take pics of illegal activities.... ydi......
you do know employers these days try to find as much about you as possible including looking through facebook haha. just an fyi...

#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:08am by commonsense

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