Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my parents, wo are out of town but driving back tomorrow, calld to see ow I was doing. Tey askd if I'd trown a party in teir absence, and I said no. My dad replid, ( Well I'm currently looking at picture on Facebook of our kitcen wit beer and a bong on te table. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (16146) - you deserved it (118356)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Top comments

that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:02am by falsexecho

See in context

lol tell em all the houses look the same :P

if that doesnt was apple juice. the bong was a vase for the roses you wanted to surprise your parents with to show them how much cared

also its stupid to take pics of illegal activities.... ydi......
you do know employers these days try to find as much about you as possible including looking through facebook haha. just an fyi...

#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:08am by commonsense

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: