Relatable, Facebook, Parents, Party and Teenagers: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 828

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 206

You deserved it 30 482

By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 734

You deserved it 8 522

By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 943

You deserved it 8 713

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 657

You deserved it 67 499

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 547

You deserved it 80 674

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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You deserved it 6 361

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 238

You deserved it 5 381

By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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You deserved it 38 445

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 340

You deserved it 4 558

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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You deserved it 72 722

falsexecho 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:02

that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha

commonsense 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

lol tell em all the houses look the same :P if that doesnt work.....it was apple juice. the bong was a vase for the roses you wanted to surprise your parents with to show them how much cared also its stupid to take pics of illegal activities.... ydi...... you do know employers these days try to find as much about you as possible including looking through facebook haha. just an fyi...

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falsexecho 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:02

that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha

jd_superjive 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:07

seriously! why would you post the pics on facebook!! thats why i have a facebook for my parents comfort and a myspace for what i really do on weekends ;)

mlipro 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:13

*cough* limited profile *cough*

sarah8909 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:06

rookie error! YDI

commonsense 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

latuka 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

def. #1. my mom is very incompetent when it comes to computers THANK GOD. so no worries there for facebook.. although a lot of her friends want to befriend me. ya. right. like im going to become friends with my moms friends. riiiight. in their dreams.

honeybadger123 0

Friday 13 January 2012 12:49

no one cares, y r u telling us this?

Duriexp 20

Thursday 4 December 2014 1:23

yo get off your high horse, man

david66_fml 20

Sunday 3 July 2016 16:16

How to make an ass out of yourself on the internet 101!

guinness_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:13

Put them on a block list so they can't see pictures of you. Next time you have a party, check cameras at the door because pictures are just generally a bad idea.

ChaosZirconia 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

You know... you can Choose who can see your pictures on Facebook. Just sayin'.

KorbenDeck 5

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:15

Well truth be told don't lie to your parents if you want them to have any of their respect or trust. Also remember if you are in the USA or Canada that if something goes wrong its their ass that goes to jail even if they aren't there.

btopishere 1

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:21

That's why I don't use facebook anymore. Actually when I think about it, I don't have any friends now either. FML

cookiemonster17 0

Friday 19 March 2010 8:06

fail

FYLSLOWLY 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:06

FYL! LOL!

cptcook 0

Monday 8 August 2011 7:26

}8 u can't post a fml on a fml post... A screen shot of that belongs on fail blog...

Minstrels 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:23

When are people going to realize parents generally aren't stupid? I'm betting even if your parents didn't see the facebook pictures, they'd find out; parents did well before facebook and the internet was around. You just gave them an easier way to do it, with evidence, and props to them. What do you need pictures of that shit for anyway? You deserved that shit, son. God damn.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:24

Well that's what you get when you smoke weed at a young age. Stupid children who can't even put up blocks on their facebook pictures. Being bested by your parents on a technological level is just embarrassing. I hope you take this as a lesson to not do drugs or drink.. They will make you even stupider than you currently are.

bubba7477 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 21:46

#10 said stupider in a thoughtful sentence, so fail to him. Also, I do have problems with parents on facebook, but if you know your parents are on facebook, DON'T PUT UP STUPID SHIT!!!!!! YOU sir or mam, ARE A DUMBASS!