Miscellaneous: Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted...

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:50

Your fault. Deny, deny, deny. And in the process look at your phone.

neonoodle 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:43

3 days!? You should call your mom more... she worries about you.

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:43

3 days!? You should call your mom more... she worries about you.

Say_hi 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:47

Lol, how would you know this? :P

desolator 2

Sunday 26 August 2012 21:15

haha..

mif_fml 27

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:39

Why do you need to call your mom more often if you live with your parents?

HomelessDonut 9

Thursday 2 October 2014 5:34

From how she acted in this FML, no.

meganski 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:43

rager! let this be a lesson to you: never tell your parents what they don't need to know unless you've been proved well and truly busted :)

LMFAOsabrina 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:50

Owch... Busted >_<

LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:50

Your fault. Deny, deny, deny. And in the process look at your phone.

pippymiskers 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:31

ok Rodrick ;)

damian25 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 7:06

yea you coulda been like oh we were talking about this one guy at the party who was superrrrr high and drunk. but you walked right into that one

Ready_set_owned 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:02

Dumbass, lead a clean lifestyle.

raar_912 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:29

seriouslyyyyyyyy!

hobbsicle805 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:57

lol to hell with you both live a little and don't judge others for wanting to have a good time

Ariannalang 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:11

To each their own. **** off troll.

thefauxjew 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:04

yeah, i almost had to learn this your way. deny, deny, deny. no matter what. always ask for proof straight up front. otherwise always deny.

videokid2000 10

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:14

Or be nice and honest. :P

kerrific 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:08

clever parents - geez, you have a lot to learn about not straight up divulging info - never say more than they have to hear

imawesome06 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:08

samee thing happened to me. i noticed i had called my dad tho and quickly hung up... called his cell back and got into his voicemail and deleted the message i left! i was so lucky... i now have this application on my phone called drunk blocker so every time i know that im going to be drinking i turn it on for a certain time period and put the numbers in it that i do nott want to call while being drunk!