Relatable, Facebook, Parents, Party and Teenagers: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 461

You deserved it 127 815

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 204

You deserved it 30 468

By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 723

You deserved it 8 514

By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 928

You deserved it 8 708

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 653

You deserved it 67 482

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 546

You deserved it 80 652

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 462

You deserved it 6 353

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 229

You deserved it 5 370

By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 749

You deserved it 38 437

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 326

You deserved it 4 554

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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You deserved it 72 706

falsexecho 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:02

that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha

commonsense 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

lol tell em all the houses look the same :P if that doesnt work.....it was apple juice. the bong was a vase for the roses you wanted to surprise your parents with to show them how much cared also its stupid to take pics of illegal activities.... ydi...... you do know employers these days try to find as much about you as possible including looking through facebook haha. just an fyi...

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CodyGuitarist 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:26

I feel your pain. Same thing happened to me. Damn parents and facebook.

Nemoran 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:27

Evreryone's on facebook, deal with it! When you put pics on it, you got to assume that most of the people will be able to see them a way or another.

loopy_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:35

Parents ruin networking sites.

faygo19 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:47

Wow when your friends stop taking pictures of everytime they drink a beer you will be able to have a party...

BootsMegamix 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 14:57

Will kids ever learn NOT to put party pictures on facebook?

amykillswitch 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:00

haha fail. you totally deserved that one. if your parents have a facebook why would you put pictures from your party up?

joygasmic 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:25

Dumbass.

alex_vik 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:27

That's what you get for doing illegal activities.

paranoid_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 15:45

All above posters are idiots. No where does it imply that the pictures were posted on OP's facebook. It could be from anyone. Assuming makes an ass out of you and me.