FML : Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and...

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Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By icantdrive - / Thursday 19 March 2009 04:22 / Canada

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By happy_ness | 0

#42508 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:04

haha. apparently you don't need alcohol.

By Locket_fml | 0

#42560 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:55

#7 If you are driving, then don't drink. Obviously. However the OP was being self-righteous ("alcohol makes people stupid and crash their cars"). By all means make the choice not to drink, but when someone offers you a drink, thats all you need to say - "sorry, I don't drink". There is no need to act all high and mighty like you are somehow better for not drinking.

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By happy_ness | 0

#42508 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:04

haha. apparently you don't need alcohol.

By Mnemic | 4

#42516 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:07

You're a woman, you can't drive anyway! :-P

By commonsense | 0

#42520 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:09

well its hard to make that point when your already stupid and crashing cars people like that dont need alcohol to speed things up

Mf2307 | 14

#6506274 - Sunday 10 January 2016 04:19

I would hate to see what he does with alcohol in his system lol

By stringbeanjeanoo | 0

#42525 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:13

good call on not drinking and driving tho.

By Jimboom | 11

#42527 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

Better ride that high horse home because I wouldn't trust you behind a wheel.

By greatnt249 | 0

#42539 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:24

Self-righteousness is not an effective way to win the heart of your crush...you deserved this.

By abouttofly | 12

#42545 - Thursday 19 March 2009 12:35

#5, 6: Avoiding drinking when you're going to have to drive home is not "self-righteousness" or a "high horse", it's basic safety. OP: You made a good decision not to drink, and I hope your crush understands that.