By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 262
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haha. apparently you don't need alcohol.

#7 If you are driving, then don't drink. Obviously. However the OP was being self-righteous ("alcohol makes people stupid and crash their cars"). By all means make the choice not to drink, but when someone offers you a drink, thats all you need to say - "sorry, I don't drink". There is no need to act all high and mighty like you are somehow better for not drinking.

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haha. apparently you don't need alcohol.

You're a woman, you can't drive anyway! :-P

well its hard to make that point when your already stupid and crashing cars people like that dont need alcohol to speed things up

I would hate to see what he does with alcohol in his system lol

good call on not drinking and driving tho.

Better ride that high horse home because I wouldn't trust you behind a wheel.

Self-righteousness is not an effective way to win the heart of your crush...you deserved this.

#5, 6: Avoiding drinking when you're going to have to drive home is not "self-righteousness" or a "high horse", it's basic safety. OP: You made a good decision not to drink, and I hope your crush understands that.

#7 If you are driving, then don't drink. Obviously. However the OP was being self-righteous ("alcohol makes people stupid and crash their cars"). By all means make the choice not to drink, but when someone offers you a drink, thats all you need to say - "sorry, I don't drink". There is no need to act all high and mighty like you are somehow better for not drinking.

You could have so easily played that off with, ""SEE? And I REALLY shouldn't be drinking if this is how I do sober." But you don't sound clever.

Thats karma for being an ass hole, he was being nice and you freaking lectured him. Maybe some booze will help you drown your sorrow.