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By Cookie - / Thursday 22 December 2011 18:11 / South Africa
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  HappyPanda2016  |  14

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  pirringa99  |  0

Their was probably marijuana in the cake, "Baked" is a term used when someone is really high. His roommate probably put the marijuana in the cake and since he served it to his parent too they are probably high as well and he doesn't know if they made it home safe....

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  philipino  |  24

9- They are high. Their roommate made them a weed cake. And you don't need to be blonde. Asshole. . .

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The OP's roommate left a cake specifically for OP. OP's parents were over, and OP served his parents the cake. The cake contained pot, I assume. So OP's parents were high, via OP.

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  HappyPanda2016  |  14

Ohhhh. Right. I didn't get that his parents had eaten it too. Epic roommate though.

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  finished  |  10

The question is: how did the drugs get in there???....

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  geon_olam  |  17

it was a chocolate cake, and when you eat chocolate you get hot cuz of the endorphins it releases in your brain-hence "baked." We are meant to assume that the parents did not have an air conditioner in the car so OP is worried that they are suffering heatstroke. whats not to get? people on FML these days...

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  Bladian  |  5

Not funny. Sorry.

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  ladycamo  |  0

@9, I'm a blond, and I understood this. I hate it when people use that stereotype, not all blonds are stupid or airheads. Also, I hate it when girls that are dumb or pretend to be dumb to get attention, dye their hair blond to get more attention. (notice I used proper grammar and punctuation) I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about blonds like that. Thank you.

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  SolanumX  |  6

t @ladycamo- "blonds" might be really intelligent, but blondes apparently leave a lot to be desired in the intelligence department. Correct grammar and punctuation will only get you so far when your spelling skills are terrible. *Sorry for overlapping 166's message

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  SolanumX  |  6

False. Blonde (with mandatory 'e') is used when describing a person who is blonde. "She is a blonde." Blond (with optional 'e') is used when your describing a color. "I want to dye my hair blond" Super Webster saves the day!

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  sadistmonkey  |  19

of a flaxen, golden, light auburn, or pale yellowish-brown color <blond hair>; also : having blond hair <a blond man> —spelled blond when used of a boy or man and often blonde when used of a girl or woman I'm not sure what version of Webster you used but this is the version I got. Shows that either spelling is correct but that the spelling blonde is "often" used for girls and women.

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  MyLoveDrunk  |  9

Actually you're incorrect, she was using the adjective form of the word blond, as in "I'm a blond," therefore the use of an 'e' at the end is not used. Nice try at being a grammar Nazi though.

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  ladycamo  |  0

You're all right, I know I have terrible spelling skills, I really do. But the fact that that the only thing I messed up on was a few "e"s shouldn't matter, and im not a "stupid asshole" I just don't appreciate it when people call blondEs stupid.... I may not be a genius and I may not be perfect, but I really don't like that stereotype. I'm actually not dumb, I just spelt one word wrong, maybe multiple times, but it was one word. I apologize for making y'all angry and coming off as an asshole. But I can't help that I spell some things wrong. Sorry for pissing y'all off.

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  OinkOinkOink  |  4

Nobody called you a stupid asshole. #171 was referring to everyone who jumped on you for spelling errors. He/she was on your side. So maybe you should read more carefully next time. Also, It doesn't really matter that you spelt blonde wrong, because nobody is perfect. I just find it ironic that you wrote "notice I used proper grammar and punctuation" (like that was supposed to prove that you weren't dumb and "blonde") and yet, you had a spelling error.

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  murdersquirrel  |  15

Right. In the sentence "I'm a natural blonde" natural is the adjective and blonde is the noun. To say "she has blonde hair" would be using the word blonde to describe the color of the woman's hair.

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  EvilPotato  |  14

170 sorry for moving off topic but I must make an announcement. What the hell did gay's do to you, unless they raped you in a corner, what's the real reason to hate them, and even if you anti-gay, why do you have to open your big fat mouth and say so. Don't they deserve to find love too? So just think about this when you are trying to write another dumbass comment in your profile. (BTW I am not gay I just don't like people who are anti-gay) Sorry for the interruption, carry on.

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  SolanumX  |  6

Kids on Christmas break. And I don't think the person attempting to correct the lifestyles of people who are correcting other peoples' grammar should be talking about getting lives.

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  fromthesuck  |  8

Holy crap! This is the most entertaining comment line ever! The very fact you all are even feeding into these RIDICULOUS arguments has made you all look like absolute morons, and therefore made my night. And to the asshole trying to start a whole new argument over gays... Way to go! Honestly no one cares if you hate anti gays! It's not up to you! It's gays choice to be gay and his to be anti gay. Tolerance works both ways.

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  pwincessa23  |  1

Actually, I have. My ex and my sister both smoke weed. They love the brownies and edibles too and get high off all that very often. It's because I've been around them so much that I said that. I've never seen or heard anyone talking that way even when they're super high. I guess different people act different when high.. Idk

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  SiriusBlack97  |  17

Mmmmmm... Pot.

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  TattedUP89  |  0

cause the kid never gets out read his pro I Fart sometimes apparently the kid got no friends

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  thatssomeBS  |  9

You can cook anything with weed, but like all drugs, weed is less effective orally. Save your money: smoke less pot and get the same high as eating it, and bake regular brownies and use them to counteract the munchies.

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"Man, what is in this Shit, man? Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. What's Labrador? I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know? You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?" -Cheech&Chong

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  jwade11  |  9

That's not what I meant. If OP's roommate made the cake for him, how did he not know there could be a possibility that the cake was special.... I mean if I had a roommate and they knew I was into such things, I wouldn't doubt that they'd put stuff in it.

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  sr101998  |  0

And then took an arrow to the knee

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  wishfulmidget  |  0

I used to get high...but then...

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  alexiiiis09  |  0

I was gonna get up and find the room, but than I got high

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  cutterrees  |  0

I get high and then clean my room!... Then make a mess of it again haha

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  cosmosis  |  12

I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why Cause i got high Cause i got high Cause i got hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!! All yo kids probably too young to remember the awesomness of Afroman!!!

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I was gonna go to class... but then I got high I could've cheated and I could've passed... but then I got high now I'm taking it next semester and I know why (why man?) yeheeeyyyy because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

By  SGal25  |  5

Wow, and you couldn't tell when you cut the cake and were eating it? Hello!??!!

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  SGal25  |  5

Duh, yes you can unless your a dumb ass.

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  SGal25  |  5

And how would you know anyway? You can't say you've had that many years experience. You are just a kid still....I guess if you aren't that experienced in it you wouldn't know. However someone that's been doing it for years and years would know. So I guess then it's possible that op didn't know because they were inexperienced. My bad....

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  SGal25  |  5

First off I didn't say duh, bigmoney did. Second of all I probably know a hell of a lot more then all of you. Obviously you know nothing. Don't make comments on stuff you don't know about.

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  SGal25  |  5

If it was made right they should of started feeling it when they were still there. Like I said, my bad, cause they prob are inexperienced and didn't know. But still they should of felt it before they left unless it wasn't that strong. But op apparently was feeling it very strongly so it just doesn't make sense.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

SGal25 - get some help for your anger issues and your overly cocky dip shit attitude, your actions mirror those of a three year old denied ice-cream, piss off!

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  jashby  |  4

Well if you were experienced you would know that the affects don't happen right away... Goodjob you look like a real badass talking about your experience with pot cake

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  desireev  |  17

SGal25- are you fuckin kidding me? You're smarter than all of us? STFU and get outta here! Your "better than everyone" attitude is NOT welcome here!! You are a dumb ass! Don't flip out on everyone just because you were proven wrong! Once again, STFU and get outta here!!

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  SGal25  |  5

Lmfao, who's being nasty here? Not me. You all are. Just check your own comments. You crack me up. I'm not the angry one here. My comments weren't nasty or angry but yours sure as hell were. Lmao, whose the angry and stupid ones now? Not me... Happy Holidays to all you angry grinches....

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  SGal25  |  5

Who is flipping out right now lol?? I haven't flipped out once. I think your the one that needs anger management. There's no need to get angry on FML lol. Lmao. Happy Holidays to you. Cheer up, your life will hopefully get better and happier!

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  SGal25  |  5

Well apparently you have lots of experience with them lol. Like I said if it was made right and a strong one you would feel it faster. Learn to read past comments before you get angry and share your experiences being a pothead.

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  xcdog16  |  0

SGal25 Shut up. And take a chill pill and reread all your comments.. You wigged out on everyone by telling them they don't know shit. And you know it all and they don't gave experience... But do you have experience... That's the key question unless your a weed and food doctor you do not have no expertise or experience. Thank you. *walks away*

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  SGal25  |  5

Lol are YOU a weed or food doctor? Ever here of telling people their stupid without yelling or getting angry. I was stating not flipping out so go get a life. If you read the comments you'll see everyone else's was much angrier and they were the ones flipping out. Lmao. So being that you think you're an expert you must be a pothead too. Right? Lol. Or maybe you should be so you can chill the F out. Lmao =D

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  SGal25  |  5

And once again, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all you cranky scrooges. Hopefully you will all get some happiness and love for Christmas so you won't all be so nasty and negative all the time. Just because I say people don't know about something doesn't mean I being nasty and flipping out. I'm stating a fact. I'm pretty sure not everyone knows everything there is to know out there. I know I don't know everything and neither do you!

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  SGal25  |  5

Sorry didn't know you were one of those grammar nazi's lol. I'm not writing a paper for school or work so does it really matter?! Lol. It's friggin FML. Lmao. Sorry you take it so seriously....That's sad!

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  SGal25  |  5

#228 it is sad that you guys keep going on with it. I'm only responding. Drop it and get a life! You all are the one's being negative and fighting...Merry Christmas to you and I hope you get some Christmas cheer in you or something. Lol.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

228 - Ahhh... Denial, hypocrisy, in ability to tell when the battle is lost, "everything revolves around me" mindset, miss-understanding of FML customs, there's more, but wasting my time on a guy who is pointlessly spamming FML the first day of my Christmas break would make me nearly as much of a fail as you are so... Nope. Also, stop perseverating on "Merry Christmas" for one thing, everyone doesn't celebrate Christmas

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  SGal25  |  5

ng#270. Ok #1 how am I spamming because I posted a comment and responded to comments back? That's not spamming. Go check your definition. #2 everyone else is doing the same crap as me so how are they any different? You try to come off as smart but obviously your not too smart. Also, I know not everybody celebrates Christmas but I do and I prefer to say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays. To each their own....I only say it because I want people to enjoy their Christmas and not be miserable F*#ks like you who just have to keep putting up comments that didn't even pertain to you in the first place. So stop trolling and get your own life. Make your own comments about a FML instead of changing it to be about a person who posted a comment. Stop being a troll. It's ugly. Oh and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! :)

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