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Today, I was on the phone with my mother making arrangements to go to a dinner tonight where I will be honored for my political activism. She made it clear she's only going for me, and does NOT support the gay rights group that is putting the dinner on. I was planning on coming out after dinner. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 7:59pm - misc - by acorn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Just do it!

#1 - On 08/09/2009 at 3:06am by AnnO263

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Okay, #3, WTF. Go die in a fire, dipshit.

OP, that really sucks. ): Hopefully she doesn't have anything homophobic in mind when she says that, just something with the group itself. Maybe she doesn't agree with certain aspects. Good luck! I hope all goes well.

#4 - On 08/09/2009 at 3:13am by caancoha

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