Miscellaneous: Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and...

By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML

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By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 13:49 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Well I guess sometimes when you feel a certain way, you fear that others won't accept you. However, sometimes it's just obvious that someone you know is gay, so perhaps she just meant "duh" as a way to say she knew all along. Don't stress it. You said it, and it sounds like you were torn apart between your mother accepting you or not. Whether or not she accepts you, you said what you needed to say, and you no longer need to think about it.

CheeseGirl 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Did she say duh in a bad way or did she accept you? Sounds to me like she knew and doesn't care. Def. not a FML situation, more like a Awesome Accepting Mom situation, if she does that is.

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CheeseGirl 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Did she say duh in a bad way or did she accept you? Sounds to me like she knew and doesn't care. Def. not a FML situation, more like a Awesome Accepting Mom situation, if she does that is.

b182link 0

Friday 26 March 2010 23:30

be glad she didn't kick u out or disown u or sumthin

flakes_fml 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 2:34

ydi for being gay

Cjw1220 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 11:02

Shut up, flakes. There is nothing wrong with being gay.

venomxprodigy 0

Friday 22 October 2010 5:37

do not feed the trolls stupid

neonoodle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

There was an episode of Seinfeld that went down like this. George wanted to postpone the wedding to the first day of Spring because he had cold feet and he had an epic speech planned, but when it came down to it, he fell apart and started crying. In any case... your mom already knew about it, so she's had time to adjust. Not really an FML, unless you're disowned.

omg_18 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

could be worse

Judahsh 8

Sunday 9 June 2013 19:37

actually, cant be better. she already accepts you op. Has for a while. She still loves you.

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

ipwnnoobz 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:01

Norfolk hell yeah I'm from norwich

life_is_a_hooker 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:06

Not an FML at all. Your mom seems as if she is cool with you being gay. She knew it, and chose to accept you. Be happy for that ;o) I actually think it's funny... At least she waited for you to tell her before she tried to introduce you to other men... BE HAPPY!!

mak_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:08

At least it's a good thing that your mom seems to accept you! I do understand how it would feel FML-worthy, though. Like, you had all this planned and had been worrying about it for so long, only to find out it was for nothing? She already knew.

DarkestSinn 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:11

I agree with you #6. Being gay, I know how stressful a coming out thing can be.

love_is_pain 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:11

aww im sorry. i had an epic speech to bout something different and it like fell apart too and it was just devastating and i ended up crying to -huge hugs- i accept you!