In for the long haul

By PoopyNuts - 18/09/2020 23:01

Today, my very financially stable grandparents bought my girlfriend and I two first class tickets on Air Emirates, which to me is a once in a lifetime opportunity. To my dismay, my colon did not approve of the peanuts and I spent the whole flight shitting out what seemed to be molten rocks. FML
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Colons can be real assholes!

Why do we need to know about your grandparents financial status? It added nothing to the story and is just boasting.

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genuinegoodguy 9

Peanuts are evil

They're not even nuts. They're legumes!!!

Colons can be real assholes!

Why do we need to know about your grandparents financial status? It added nothing to the story and is just boasting.