By sandwichsex - United States
  Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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  woofis  |  0

it can't be a man if she was expecting him to bring back a condom, you can't get a man pregnant. she prob borrowed an account to post this.

  zolziski  |  11

Oh dear.
Can I pretend I knew that and just forgot to type the "not" in "not gay"? :p
I think because I'm straight I just always assume that when there's a boyfriend being referred to it's by a female. Oops. I do try to remember to check the sex of the OP, but I guess I'm only human.

I still stand with option 1 and 3 though.

  hecuva  |  0

I love how for this ONE FML everyone is assuming they might have chosen the wrong gender because if it was right it means that they're gay. Where as the ones about people's boyfriends and they put that they are female noone says anything

  GR3453m0nk3y  |  4

either one of them has some type of infection
or the OP picked the wrong gender
or some random dude wrote it not realizing that his gender was male and submitting a fake FML

  rinnychan  |  2

Oh my god....for one thing, 50% of sexually active people have some form of herpes. This is just a fact. Second, with things like AIDs it takes a long time for it to show up in your system, and third, they may not have been together for a really long time and you never know if one of them might be cheating or lying. Geez.

  Savanni  |  1

50% of sexually active people do NOT have a debilitating form of herpes...

And if its not debilitating, but some random alteration of the body that leaves the body largely unnaffected (maybe they're immune to alien plagues?!) then it remains irrelevant

  JJawbreakerr  |  0

Yes, yes he is.

@OP So, your boyfriend was hungry...
I don't see the FML in that BUT FYL anyway,
because i nearly shat my pants.

I find myself wondering what the conversation was like
after he came in with a sandwich. Hmmm...
More importantly, what kind of sandwich was it?

By  caancoha  |  0

@9- So you think OP is wrong about their gender? Interesting. Fuck you, they didn't have to choose to display their gender, so it is safe to assume that they picked the right one if they took the time to select it.

OP, maybe you should talk to him.

  doggylover27  |  0

Not true... some people FORGET to change the gender and don't notice it... and sometimes you click the wrong option, it's happened to me before... so don't go saying fuck you to every person just because it was on the internet, because you wouldn't say it if you were really talking to the person, and FYI he was just stating that there is a possibility that the person who wrote this didn't look at the gender when submitting because he/she was too busy being angry about the sandwich.

  loadeddreams  |  0

I think the OP is wrong about their gender.
I didn't think gay guys used condoms.
But who gives a shit and what does that have to do with this FML?

Back on topic.. OP, FYL.