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Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41488) - you deserved it (6376)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:33am - misc - by tsukinoie - United States

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Is your friend Charlie Sheen?!

#3 - On 02/02/2014 at 10:23am by Nolimit2217

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Well at least you get to spend quality time with him still...with hookers

#2 - On 02/02/2014 at 10:23am by myusername83

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