Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML

by tsukinoie / 02/02/2014 at 1:33am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Is your friend Charlie Sheen?!

    #3 - On 02/02/2014 at 10:23am by Nolimit2217

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  • Well at least you get to spend quality time with him still...with hookers

    #2 - On 02/02/2014 at 10:23am by myusername83

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