Today, I finally cheated. Not in my non-existent personal life, but on Wordle. It wasn't even a hard word. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML
Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML
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Top comments
vinvin2210 15
humor us then
MidnaLink 35
Aren't answers being given on google anyway? I've seen wordle in trending searches from time to time.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe use ***** as your starting word next time? YOUDE SERVE ITFML
MidnaLink 35
Aren't answers being given on google anyway? I've seen wordle in trending searches from time to time.
vinvin2210 15
humor us then
RichardPencil 32
Don't be so roate You'll spoil the game for everyone else.
electraliv 13
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