By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Woodford Green

Hello, is me you're looking for?

Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

I'm not sure either is funnier though. If OP is a woman, she should just scream "STEPHANIE DIED OF NEUROSYPHILIS!" before slamming the door. If OP is a man...same thing.

  TheCaramelKing  |  11

OP should dress up like Stephanie and then when the next person comes, invite them in. If OP is a guy he should remove his pants last surprising the customer with his, erm, package. If OP is a woman, then she should get a restraining order.

  \  |  28

I'm pretty sure most hookers won't let you finish on them...

  helen_ellexo  |  22

#6, if OP just took the money without offering service I feel as though her "clients" would definitely have something to come back for.. Could be a dangerous situation for OP

  kasmol  |  16

No it wouldn't be prostitution, as that requires an exchange of sex for money. It could, however constitute fraud or theft, depending on the local ordinances.

  Lil_Red777  |  21

It's a joke. And strippers usually have the look don't touch policy. Some clubs don't even let them take their bottoms off. Unless they're the really trashy clubs there's very little contact with the customers.

  threer  |  30

Strippers can be male, too. Dickwads..

By  FitForFun  |  11

Hey if you are ever low on cash you could just sit in your apartment and wait... Or you could take this business opportunity and run with it, make cards and hand them out to expand the clientele.