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Punch him in the face and say shit happens bro
Or push him down some stairs
i warned you about the stairs bro
#33 Hey that's job security for me lol
He got a hooker and he didn't share? Tsk tsk.
I say break his knees till his medical bills equal what you lost.
He lives in the U.K, he'll serve 15-18years in prison. (Yes, that is an exaggeration).
That will take quite a while! They don't pay medical bills in the UK. And pay nearly nothing on medication. And get reimbursed the transport to the hospital.
#34 I have to agree with you ive had a job thanks to idiots for about 10 yrs now. They also provide a good laugh once in awhile, ive seen so much ridiculous stuff i start questioning humanity
Now that I think about it ive done some pretty stupid in my day and im a firefighter. We are professional only 24 hrs at a time. The next 48 hrs after that its a different ball game
We don't really know if he has an STD or not, but karma suits him if he does.
Actually prostitutes are less likely to have an STD.
I'd love to see some evidence or logic behind that.
"Crabs happen, bro.."
Now when he complains to you about having an STD, you know what to say.
Damn, #2 got it first.
Why I otta charge you for being a little bastard
Well we know what your response will be when he gets herpes.
You may have to become a prostitute to earn all that back.
So do STDs.
Well he gave a reasonable response "Shit happens bro" sometimes shit does happen
"Shit happens bro" is not a reasonable response when somebody confronts you about the stuff you robbed from them.
I agree with 22. In this case, "shit" didn't happen. His "roommate and a hooker" happened!
It isn't a reasonable response since the shit ONLY happened because of the roomie's choice to bring a prostitute into their home. You can't say shit just happens when you're the singular cause of the shitstorm.
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Punch him in the face and say shit happens bro
remind him of that when he finds out he has an STD