By heart of cold - United States
Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML
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  dcam13  |  19

lol moving is extreme. homeless are people too. I wouldn't let them in the house again but bring them food/clothes. everyone needs help sometimes.

  CandyApple88  |  13

That's a great idea. Clearly they are not house trained. Like an article i read recently about a lady pulling together money to let a homeless couple stay in a hotel for 10 days. The homeless couple tried to check out after the first day and get a refund on the rest of the money, and when that wasn't allowed, they completely trashed the hotel room, also using the carpet as a toilet. Litter boxes may have lessened the damage.

By  freya1998  |  23

maybe search for a new roommate? and make him clean it up, hungover or not! be a bitch about this, don't let the Drunk People walk over you. it's dangerous.

  freya1998  |  23

hahaha I guess you can see it that way! I don't think that they, although they probably mean well, would be the most effective superheroes. I imagine them being so drunk, that they forget have a mission at all. sign me up ;)

By  A07  |  48

Next time they come back be sure to splatter a bit of ketchup on the floor and leave a ketchup stained knife half hidden somewhere visible. And smile extra wide while talking them. They won't stay around for much longer after that.

By  TweetAnne  |  13

How inconsiderate of your roommate to not ask you if they can bring people over. Homeless or not she needs to inform you since you're both living under the same roof.