By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
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iloveanimeshow 6
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ask if his wife would like your number too

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AnnaDeWitt 27
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At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.

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iloveanimeshow 6
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ask if his wife would like your number too

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evilscorpi 29
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he wanted a side chick.

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maylie25 18
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And before she answers say, "Just get it from your husband. I'm sure he still has it."

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Brandi_Faith 33
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I don't know that I would be able to do it in this situation as I may be too stunned in the moment, but I definitely hope I would say something to the wife just to let her know that she's married to man that is most-likely, or going to be, cheating on her. I feel that women should know when their spouses are cheaters and I always feel awful when they don't.

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Just_A_Tree 20
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He didn't want a couch, he wanted a porn situation.

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trendkilla254 4
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cause only men cheat? #37

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incoherentrmblr 21

^ I can only imagine how a hermaphrodite feels in that situation...

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cartedor 18
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truly strange, its like an episode of Friends, where Ross's dinosaur conference....where that guy invited him to his cabin and his wife showed up....bizarre

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slyde32 12
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at least now you know not to worry about him if he tries to call you in the future

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AnnaDeWitt 27
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At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.

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PenguinBitch 43
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Hitting on you, number, wife, couch..yep, they want a threesome.

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CaptainCore993 19

Maybe he got married after you two had your conversation?

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meli1195 31

You're new around here aren't ya

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warsun 27
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Don't put the question mark there. Makes you look even more clueless

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Lil_Red777 21

I doubt it

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DanielleinDC 32
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Yep, in the few hours or days between hitting on OP and showing up asking about a couch, this guy found the love of his life and got married Britney-style. Uh-huh. Right.

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mohamed_H 21
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I am sure you could tell if a person is hitting on you or is being friendly. Their is a clear difference.

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ItsMissLia 19
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I feel bad for his wife… FHL for being married to a two timing scum

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bearkoda 11

It's ok, at work this guy calls me a bitch, and then a week later says "I'm not hitting on you, I have a girlfriend, but you're breathtaking. your red hair, hazel eyes and braces make you stunning." Because Braces are hot to middle aged men.

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SpamPam 18
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Wow what a sleezebag.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Not necessarily. I've been accused of flirting with guys when I wasn't. People just assume. I had no interest and was just being nice. My mom and sister have had the same problem.

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