By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 740
You deserved it 2 789

Same thing different taste

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At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.


And before she answers say, "Just get it from your husband. I'm sure he still has it."

I don't know that I would be able to do it in this situation as I may be too stunned in the moment, but I definitely hope I would say something to the wife just to let her know that she's married to man that is most-likely, or going to be, cheating on her. I feel that women should know when their spouses are cheaters and I always feel awful when they don't.

He didn't want a couch, he wanted a **** situation.

incoherentrmblr 21

^ I can only imagine how a hermaphrodite feels in that situation...

truly strange, its like an episode of Friends, where Ross's dinosaur conference....where that guy invited him to his cabin and his wife showed up....bizarre

at least now you know not to worry about him if he tries to call you in the future

At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.

Hitting on you, number, wife, couch..yep, they want a threesome.

CaptainCore993 19

Maybe he got married after you two had your conversation?

meli1195 31

You're new around here aren't ya

Don't put the question mark there. Makes you look even more clueless

Yep, in the few hours or days between hitting on OP and showing up asking about a couch, this guy found the love of his life and got married Britney-style. Uh-huh. Right.

I am sure you could tell if a person is hitting on you or is being friendly. Their is a clear difference.

I feel bad for his wife… FHL for being married to a two timing scum

bearkoda 11

It's ok, at work this guy calls me a bitch, and then a week later says "I'm not hitting on you, I have a girlfriend, but you're breathtaking. your red hair, hazel eyes and braces make you stunning." Because Braces are hot to middle aged men.

crazytwinsmom 25

Not necessarily. I've been accused of flirting with guys when I wasn't. People just assume. I had no interest and was just being nice. My mom and sister have had the same problem.