FML : Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off,...

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mimo / Friday 14 November 2008 04:16 / France

Kids

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By wafflemonger | 0

#485 - Saturday 7 February 2009 12:09

Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

By DamnGoodTimes | 0

#5673 - Monday 23 February 2009 5:47

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE FUCK ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

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By wafflemonger | 0

#485 - Saturday 7 February 2009 12:09

Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

nutbiscuit | 0

#474717 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:37

agreed. Tell him that santa isn't real, or even better - tell him that santa hates him.
I hate children like that, they always end up turning into brats and bullies at school.

matt5217 | 4

#982491 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 13:34

in soviet Russia, Santa is real!

Theatregeek788 | 0

#1006274 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:44

LMAO!!! hahaaa

Gorsbug823 | 0

#1023580 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:53

santas not real? :(

thatonek1d | 0

#1029662 - Sunday 13 June 2010 20:15

he's 5. he doesn't know much

izzie321 | 27

#5647598 - Wednesday 28 August 2013 16:06

This comment deserves a reward.

Boomi | 38

#6689549 - Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:48

As well as ruin his childhood.

By DamnGoodTimes | 0

#5673 - Monday 23 February 2009 5:47

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE FUCK ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

babygurl91695 | 2

#2951145 - Friday 22 July 2011 12:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

RpiesSPIES | 27

#5611945 - Sunday 4 August 2013 2:49

Why is a comment with a hashtag upvoted? Blasphemy, I say!

By artykat | 0

#8923 - Saturday 28 February 2009 0:13

Dude, why'd you narc on him?

Rach_star | 0

#501813 - Thursday 20 August 2009 15:54

Thats what i was thinking

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1588989 - Saturday 23 October 2010 8:27

you apparently read it wrong

By colie_m_w | 0

#19598 - Saturday 7 March 2009 10:54

Wtf. I never said anything like that when I was a little kid.
I was taught these things called MANNERS.

ThatFunnyDude | 3

#2879297 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:50

and I ate these things called BANANNERS

By kalebb | 0

#36279 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Xmarshall16X | 5

#2457273 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:23

Wtf!? The kid was at the table with them!! OP didn't tell on the kid. His mom heard him.

crownlogic | 25

#3468300 - Friday 21 October 2011 23:50

It's not getting back at a kid by having the mother tell him he was wrong. It's also not OP's place to tell another person's child off, especially if that person is right there and capable of telling her own kid.