Kids: Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was...

By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Zing!

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 14:00

Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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wafflemonger 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 12:09

Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:47

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

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wafflemonger 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 12:09

Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

nutbiscuit 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:37

agreed. Tell him that santa isn't real, or even better - tell him that santa hates him. I hate children like that, they always end up turning into brats and bullies at school.

matt5217 4

Tuesday 20 April 2010 13:34

in soviet Russia, Santa is real!

Theatregeek788 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:44

LMAO!!! hahaaa

Gorsbug823 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:53

santas not real? :(

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:15

he's 5. he doesn't know much

izzie321 27

Wednesday 28 August 2013 16:06

This comment deserves a reward.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:48

As well as ruin his childhood.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:47

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

babygurl91695 2

Friday 22 July 2011 12:37

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RpiesSPIES 27

Sunday 4 August 2013 2:49

Why is a comment with a hashtag upvoted? Blasphemy, I say!

artykat 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:13

Dude, why'd you narc on him?

Rach_star 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:54

Thats what i was thinking

whoisthisgirl 4

Saturday 23 October 2010 8:27

you apparently read it wrong

colie_m_w 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:54

Wtf. I never said anything like that when I was a little kid. I was taught these things called MANNERS.

ThatFunnyDude 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:50

and I ate these things called BANANNERS

kalebb 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:58

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Xmarshall16X 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:23

Wtf!? The kid was at the table with them!! OP didn't tell on the kid. His mom heard him.

crownlogic 25

Friday 21 October 2011 23:50

It's not getting back at a kid by having the mother tell him he was wrong. It's also not OP's place to tell another person's child off, especially if that person is right there and capable of telling her own kid.