By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE FUCK ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

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Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

agreed. Tell him that santa isn't real, or even better - tell him that santa hates him. I hate children like that, they always end up turning into brats and bullies at school.

in soviet Russia, Santa is real!

Theatregeek788 0

LMAO!!! hahaaa

santas not real? :(

he's 5. he doesn't know much

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As well as ruin his childhood.

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE FUCK ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

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RpiesSPIES 27

Why is a comment with a hashtag upvoted? Blasphemy, I say!

Dude, why'd you narc on him?

Thats what i was thinking

whoisthisgirl 4

you apparently read it wrong

Wtf. I never said anything like that when I was a little kid. I was taught these things called MANNERS.

and I ate these things called BANANNERS

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Wtf!? The kid was at the table with them!! OP didn't tell on the kid. His mom heard him.

It's not getting back at a kid by having the mother tell him he was wrong. It's also not OP's place to tell another person's child off, especially if that person is right there and capable of telling her own kid.

inlimbo11 0

^exactly^ .deserved.

it doesn't matter who says that you are not pretty or ugly it still hurts!! she don't deserve it you'd deserve t for thinking that!!

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whoisthisgirl 4

... the kid was at the table with them. the mom heard it. no one ratted on him

night_ryder13 5

Why can't people just read the fml correctly?!

Can you not read? It said he was at the table with them..

lol that kid is my idol. you should have backhanded him though

I probably would do the same thing. I don't give a rat's ass how old he is. It's still rude. >_>

Emmett_Luver_101 0

lmao to 1 and 2