FML : Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation...

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Sunday 23 January 2011 18:44 / United States

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By Mirorbo | 26

#2000439 - Sunday 23 January 2011 23:57

Nice friend you have... I hope you're reconsidering your friendship if she's that inconsiderate, darling.

By HSOMGF | 5

#2000453 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:04

What a bitch. Get a new friend.

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By TypoH | 7

#2000435 - Sunday 23 January 2011 23:56

i liek gargling bawls!!

Quasar55_fml | 18

#2000442 - Sunday 23 January 2011 23:59

OK great now go kill yourself please. If at least you had posted a useful comment ....

By Mirorbo | 26

#2000439 - Sunday 23 January 2011 23:57

Nice friend you have... I hope you're reconsidering your friendship if she's that inconsiderate, darling.

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2000536 - Monday 24 January 2011 1:20

And that's your "best friend?" Wow I'm sorry.

babyyappld | 7

#2000763 - Monday 24 January 2011 4:18

op don't you mean ex-bestfriend?? I site hope so.

By natcor8 | 0

#2000444 - Sunday 23 January 2011 23:59

How rude!

By mariet_fml | 23

#2000445 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:00

New best friend!

By squirell_AIDS69 | 0

#2000448 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:00

More food for you OP.

By HSOMGF | 5

#2000453 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:04

What a bitch. Get a new friend.

By mrahhhhh | 17

#2000455 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:04

Next time you invite her for dinner, put out a plate of kibbles n' bits to send her a message.

By lolol_BKYCHO | 3

#2000460 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:10

Maybe it's time for a friend that doesn't suck.

By gnrgirl09 | 0

#2000462 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:10

That reminds of one of my friends who used to be my best friend. That would be a big reason why she is no longer my best friend. But seriously that was a bitch move.

MEM0817 | 18

#2001039 - Monday 24 January 2011 7:45

Exactly! People are only out for themselves these days...

By TypoH | 7

#2000474 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:19

I'm an idiot, and should probably shut the hell up for my own sake.

Mirorbo | 26

#2000478 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:21

We don't care, darling.

Rainbow_dumpster | 27

#2000483 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:25

Then don't say "FIRST!", stupid.

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2000502 - Monday 24 January 2011 0:46

I am starting to think people are saying "first" on purpose, just to piss off Sirin and see what she will do.

Doortje | 28

#2000534 - Monday 24 January 2011 1:19

Yeah, I even considered screaming "FIRST" myself, just to see how my dull comment would transform in some great confession about masturbating with popsicles or something.

Zmeilerr | 22

#2000539 - Monday 24 January 2011 1:21

Doortje, I wanna know who the hell possessed you and I want to know NOW.

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