Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments...

By Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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By Annoyed - 27/04/2025 00:00 - Canada

Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By lonely - 15/09/2019 04:05 - Canada - Granby

Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 04:27 - United States - Panama City

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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Third wheel

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:57

Nice friend you have... I hope you're reconsidering your friendship if she's that inconsiderate, darling.

HSOMGF 5

Monday 24 January 2011 0:04

What a bitch. Get a new friend.

Comments

TypoH 7

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:56

i liek gargling bawls!!

Quasar55_fml 18

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:59

OK great now go kill yourself please. If at least you had posted a useful comment ....

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:57

Nice friend you have... I hope you're reconsidering your friendship if she's that inconsiderate, darling.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 24 January 2011 1:20

And that's your "best friend?" Wow I'm sorry.

babyyappld 7

Monday 24 January 2011 4:18

op don't you mean ex-bestfriend?? I site hope so.

natcor8 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:59

How rude!

mariet_fml 23

Monday 24 January 2011 0:00

New best friend!

squirell_AIDS69 0

Monday 24 January 2011 0:00

More food for you OP.

HSOMGF 5

Monday 24 January 2011 0:04

What a bitch. Get a new friend.

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 24 January 2011 0:04

Next time you invite her for dinner, put out a plate of kibbles n' bits to send her a message.

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Monday 24 January 2011 0:10

Maybe it's time for a friend that doesn't suck.

gnrgirl09 0

Monday 24 January 2011 0:10

That reminds of one of my friends who used to be my best friend. That would be a big reason why she is no longer my best friend. But seriously that was a bitch move.

MEM0817 18

Monday 24 January 2011 7:45

Exactly! People are only out for themselves these days...

TypoH 7

Monday 24 January 2011 0:19

I'm an idiot, and should probably shut the hell up for my own sake.

Mirorbo 26

Monday 24 January 2011 0:21

We don't care, darling.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 24 January 2011 0:25

Then don't say "FIRST!", stupid.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 24 January 2011 0:46

I am starting to think people are saying "first" on purpose, just to piss off Sirin and see what she will do.

Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 1:19

Yeah, I even considered screaming "FIRST" myself, just to see how my dull comment would transform in some great confession about masturbating with popsicles or something.