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Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (5466)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

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On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.

#1 - On 03/12/2012 at 10:37am by Wederoney

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Smart man

#2 - On 03/12/2012 at 10:38am by Danny942

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