Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
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Top comments
Wederoney 16
On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.
Danny942 1
Smart man
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Comments (124)
basicallytaylor 4
That's not an FML, that's funny (: I'd call him! Lol
karmicsamadi86 9
There's no real downside to this!
corypoops 5
I call bullshit on this one.
fmlahahaha 5
Pretty clever
thepatty8474 10
I know who this was...
shunshunrikka89 0
Yeah, it's funny, but I really don't think this is a FML. "oh no I got a guys phone number" ...
emstar828 4
At least he knows you're not pregnant; he should have had you call today!
KoticAsh 1
Unless someone actually used this, this is a terrible rip off from will ferrell off of ifunny.
jmoreno 4
Sounds like you have a date
jordannax0 6
Lmfao